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The only reality is reality tv.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

THEO VON: “Was there anybody who was immune to COVID-19?”

DR. MCCULLOUGH: “There’s one adult group. You’re going to laugh.”

[Theo Von listens closely for the reveal]

DR. MCCULLOUGH: “Smokers… They got very mild cases. And they don’t get long COVID.”

THEO VON: “Why?”

MCCULLOUGH: “Because smokers maintain a level of nicotine in the bloodstream… Smoking blocks the spike protein. It’s amazing. I thought smokers were going to go down.”

THEO VON: “Do you think that’s a good idea [to use nicotine patches] on a regular basis?”

DR. MCCULLOUGH: “I think [it’s a good idea] if they have long COVID... Nicotine, don’t forget, is a nootropic. A nootropic is a drug that makes the brain function more effectively... It’s addictive, but it’s not harmful to the human body... Nicotine patches are perfectly safe.”

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Remember when the finale was 2 hours and the reunion was right after? It’s 10:30. Let’s get on with this shit. #Survivor. #Survivor50

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Well now you know there won’t ever be another live finale. #Survivor #Survivor50

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I’m so fucking mad at Jeff Probst I spelled his name wrong. #survivor #survivor50

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Fuck Jeff Prost #Survivor

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Fuck Jeff Prost #Survivor

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@NYCMayor They create workers, Comrade

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@nicolegelinas There are no subways on Long Island, idiot

[Ken Girardin @PolicyEngineer]

Unfortunately I can't fit the 328 LIRR employees who last year got over $100K in overtime in a single screenshot.

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@sam_d_1995 Not to mention all the money they all scam in OT

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@AndrewMarchand Tortorella is just a piece of shit. End of story.

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@LIRR Then why was my train to Grand Central only 8 cars?

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@GovKathyHochul @LIRR What does Trump have to do with @LIRR workers? They have stolen millions in overtime every year for decades and all taxpayers still get horrible services from them.

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@nypost Funny, since he opened up for Gillis at MSG

[Sharon Tharp @sharontharp]

We're backkkk. #BB28 premieres with a 90-minute episode on Thursday, July 9 at 8 p.m. ET/PT!

Full details: https://t.co/GpjWaxB3vK

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@stadium_eats_ Exact same setup from Ryder Cup.

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Where is Dorit and the Homeless Not Toothless foundation when you need them? #RHOBH

[Louis Montoya @montoyalouis1]

Karen Bass: “How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don’t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN’T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be comprehensive healthcare provided to people.”

Karen Bass said this yesterday, Monday, in Los Angeles.

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@NYCMayor When the state bails you out, where do you think that money comes from?

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Jesus, Dorit is def a cunt during this reunion. #rhobh

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@anishmoonka Bro, you wrote nothing about WCW

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@thehoffather Well that’s what happens when you elect a retarded person.