Slime Mold

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[Slime Mold @d3r3mo]

I can’t think of anything to tweet. That’s the lord telling me my work here is done

[roni ᵕᴗᵕ @VRONILIVE]

do not try the creamy coconut dr pepper if you have malibu lore

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

potatoes and lentils
potatoes and lentils
make me strong
make me gentle

[Nature Is Nonpartisan @NINP_org]

The National Park Service ran on a $3 billion budget and generated $56 billion in economic output in 2024. That’s over $17 back for every $1 invested.

With a record of 332 million visitors last year, Americans clearly care about their parks and expect them to be funded.

[Big Ol' Aba. @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

if you’re on earth at this moment in time you should know you likely volunteered to come here and everyone in the spiritual realm thinks youre metal as fuck for it lol earth is known as the hardest school because the veil of forgetfulness + the vibration are so dense for the soul

[Slime Mold @d3r3mo]

@LBG_13 @travelingflying That would require understanding averages!

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math

[Slime Mold @d3r3mo]

2026 predictions
- Vermont attempts to secede, expects to be bought by Canada but UAE outbids them
- Kale ban across the US
- Timothee Chalamet comes out as having IBS, huge visibility movement surrounds him

[ms rina @rinaluvxo]

@oomfpit

[Mama, I'm a millionaire. @thekitchenbruja]

Just a friendly reminder for women to keep your bodies warm. Warm broths, warm tea, warm stew, warm grains, protein & veggie bowls. Room temp water. It takes time, but I promise you will notice a difference in your daily function.

[. @kratomthug]

Fuck Fentanyl

[Slime Mold @d3r3mo]

Delusions of Grindr

[Slime Mold @d3r3mo]

@choiisanf Hisik bukung binayah ah

[Slime Mold @d3r3mo]

Pennsylvania is 1% Philadelphia 1% Pittsburgh 98% hot gas

[Megg Gawat 🌱 @MeggGawat]

Have nuggets made from plants not birds

[Slime Mold @d3r3mo]

I put a breathalyzer on my fridge so it won’t give me ice if I’m above a 0.08%

[Slime Mold @d3r3mo]

Ugh Tito’s? Reminds me of my childhood

[Slime Mold @d3r3mo]

Talk dumb get the thumb