Nicole

Self-proclaimed asshole 𐕣 de/mon

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

Situationship so bad I had to go all the way to Alaska to reconnect with nature

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

What have I missed

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

@Justin_Gaethje bringing a fight worth the wait tbh

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

GET A GIRL A SWORD FOR VALENTINES DAY

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

Me: pays off all credit cards

My dog who’s never had problems for 11yrs: hey im gunna start having problems🤪

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

I’m gunna start recording my calls with @amazon customer service cause they are so insane. this company scams any chance they can and never takes accountability

[𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑛 ⏾ @gh0stfacegf]

me if you even care

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

I literally make spam musubi on the regular

[We Love Food @_we_love_food]

No one actually likes SPAM … right?

[ٰ @CloserToYoun]

rope bunny but instead of being tied up she hangs herself

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

Rage baiting my boyfriend is fun until he starts doing it back

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

they need to make narcan for having diarrhea

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

@wildcatBrodie hate when I say something left and they think I’m on their side and vice versa 😩

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

Some stupid bitch at my complex let her kitten fall off her 3rd story balcony cause she was drunk as shit not paying attention with the door open

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

Yall aren’t gunna like my conspiracy on this one 🙂‍↔️

[Nicole @d3vilsdaughter2]

I’m putting a dildo on and I’m FUCKING this ice cream

[Blue Bell Ice Cream @ILoveBlueBell]

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[srij @srijjx]

things i HATE:
- choosing
- being told “it’s upto you”
-having a choice
- being made to choose
- picking things
- being told to choose
- choosing when i don’t know
- CHOOSING