⚠️New York times #1 Best Tweeter ⚠️

Biblically accurate angel

[⚠️New York times #1 Best Tweeter ⚠️ @d4ftcunt]

If you have sex with me you’re also consenting to be a reoccurring nameless character in my stand up

[Ace Slurgin @Captkindawesome]

The most coworker waterbottle in existence

[Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis @CarrieCnh12]

3 main goals of GenAI is surveillance, framingĺ Black and Brown people for crimes they didn't commit, and deepfake porn. They had bot accounts making posts targeted at Black people using data mining prompts, and here we see the results.
They got the data, and the prompts stopped

[ً @cryst6ls]

why do ppl wait until the new year to cut ppl off? girl fuck u today on december 10th

[Pollyanna @Dumbwad_goat]

Just saw a "mr.frog" creep amv and I need yall to see this

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Yep that’s them alright

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

dancing pregnant af with gay gogo boys to support PrEP — oh cardi b the icon you are

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Girl it’s YOUR SON BIRTHDAY why are you on twitter dedicating essays to me??? For the love of god go to chuckie cheese

[jeremy @jermfool]

Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans

[jeremy @jermfool]

My girlfriend tries to summon Arnie Hammer to come bite me when she’s mad at me.

[Titus🔻🇧🇸🇭🇹🇨🇺 @TWEETO242]

TikTok won't let me post my edit 😔

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

“I do NOT listen to “sped-up” versions. I do NOT listen to “chipmunk” covers. I listen to Nightcore. And if there isn’t an anime girl in the thumbnail, I do NOT listen.”

[⚠️New York times #1 Best Tweeter ⚠️ @d4ftcunt]

@antagonist_dan ….

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Bud Light did a 15 second instagram story with a trans person one time and conservatives boycotted it for a year

[⚠️New York times #1 Best Tweeter ⚠️ @d4ftcunt]

Bitches that can’t stand on buisness when they’re solo is so funny to me

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

jd vance:

[jess | #1 chibs lover @eddiebrccks]

jesus fucking christ

[the dare @itsthedare]

Challengers got zero fucking nominations???