Dave

Prone to occasional depressions | My tweets are me | My retweets not so much

[Dave @d4kdd]

@patryusha Tbvh there's not much value in knowing your own IQ as opposed to understanding the mechanics and importance of IQ as a psychometric

[The 4Chan Archives @blacknredtext]

wholesome

[Her🌸 @ruheisher]

I’m honestly so tired of this country, mehn.
Even if I leave, do I just leave all my loved ones behind? Like, there’s no winning here. It’s terrible.

[Drahniér (Matt Reeves Stan) @Drahnier0]

There is a reason why women are obessed with their partner having emotional intelligence.

Because the modern definition of "emotional intelligence" often seems suspiciously close to agree with my feelings, validate my decisions, and don't challenge the logic behind either.

[Dave @d4kdd]

@patryusha 565k views now apparently. My useless phone was hanging so bad😔

[Dave @d4kdd]

Jesus, I thought that post would get like 10 likes max but it's nearing 200k views😭

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

This is what women think is the equivalent of them staying in touch with the man who raped them:

[Dave @d4kdd]

It's so funny how most people in professional courses make their whole personality about their jobs like I get your job's hard and all but I just asked for the directions to the nearest mallam shop, I don't care that you're currently fighting for your life in law school lol

[Dave @d4kdd]

My ex was Bridgerton. Luckily, my current girlfriend is a bit of a nerd so it's adult animated series like Rick and Morty this time around.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

One of the things about having a girlfriend is that she will force you to watch some bullshit

And it doesn’t matter what type of girl she is

She could be into anime, Love Island, or horse movies

[Dave @d4kdd]

@ruheisher Mental illness then.

[Dave @d4kdd]

Twitter just wants you to not believe in love, relationships or even life honestly.

[em 𝜗𝜚 @kitterexia]

when me and my bf broke up i fucked a dude that same night, and me and my bf and back tg now. he is currently wearing said dudes pajama pants AND he has no idea! (ignore how caked up he is)

[Dave @d4kdd]

@jsouth0928 It's an uphill battle tbh.

[Dave @d4kdd]

This isn't an exaggeration btw. You'll legitimately say this and they'll look at you like you're an abusive, controlling parent. It's astonishing.

[Top Gee🧍🏾‍♂️🦅 @UsurpedPoetGee]

Women when you tell them not to get black out drunk and high around men they don’t know.

[Dave @d4kdd]

@redflagcomedy4 Mind-boggling stuff.

[Dave @d4kdd]

@BishopGDJakes Depressing stuff honestly.

[Dave @d4kdd]

@Tr0nSwans0n Jesus Christ, man

[Dave @d4kdd]

@patryusha I'm willing to hear them

[Dave @d4kdd]

@obscurenigga It feels like you're talking to a small child. You'll want to kys.

[Dave @d4kdd]

I love assuming everyone acting towards me is acting with good intentions. It doesn't matter how many times it's burned me but I can't help it.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.