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[Dan @D4nielADH]

@AfreemanFrancis @MarxistInfo I think you're one who misunderstands

[Dan @D4nielADH]

@JIMMYEDGAR Can you I join?

[Dan @D4nielADH]

@QueerMajority Hope you recover from this mental illness.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Pakistan has nukes pointed at India and Israel but we’re supposed to hate them?

[Dan @D4nielADH]

@IDF Today, we remember things that never happened. The camp you claim mfs have been gassed in doesn't even have a single iron door, how tf can you gas people behind wooden doors?

[doomernat @doomernat22]

my GOAT said that’s bullshit

[༒ 𓄂ᬼ𓆃 ༒𝕂𝕌ℝ𝕆𝕄𝕀 ༒ 𓄂ᬼ𓆃 ༒ @_kuromi_kitty_]

@VyprCEO @njftwtf

[Sterling Crispin 🕊️ @sterlingcrispin]

Introducing: Nothing Ever Happens

A @Polymarket bot that automatically buys "No" for every non-sports market and holds to resolution.

Why predict the future when 73.4% of all Polymarkets resolve as No? Stop over thinking it. Nothing Ever Happens.

https://t.co/wLUfZkRbif

[Daniel Foubert @d_foubert]

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed.
BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed.
BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian.
BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity.
BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point.

BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross.
BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around.
BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think."
BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M.
BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking.

BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN."
BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf.
BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault.

BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship.
BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto.
BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto.
BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP.
BREAKING: XRP is up 34%.
BREAKING: It is not XRP.

BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz.
BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution.
BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz.
BREAKING: Nobody is surprised.

BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon.
BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire.
BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon.
BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing.
BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old.
BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait.
BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud."
BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal.
BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough."
BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis."
BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour.

BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf.
BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation.
BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces."
BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: The strait remains closed.
BREAKING: This is day 41.
BREAKING: We will keep you updated.

[Dan @D4nielADH]

@sylawinget Clover!

[Natism @Natism]

The “wait for evidence” crowd hates the “pattern recognition” crowd.

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

It feels like this should be a bigger story idk

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨BREAKING: IRAN SAYS ‘WE FIGHT THE EPSTEIN REGIME ON BEHALF OF ALL HUMANKIND’

[Riley Read-Only @HotForMoot]

Calling it a pussy-dick connector to put everyone at ease

[Dan @D4nielADH]

@J1ngl3r_0 @redditbutfunny what if we kill you. choclate

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

there’s no way….

[Dan @D4nielADH]

@HenryPat134444 @ShermyBiharie @nypost I'm circumcised and it's still my most sensitive spot