David 🤞🏽

[David 🤞🏽 @d4vid_o]

@timialo 🤭🤭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.

[Chigozie Obi @ChigozieObi_]

Again I don’t understand peppery food, my nose is runny, my tongue is on fire, I can barely taste anything or take time to chew, I’m sweating and uncomfortable. What. Is. The. Point.

[Xabi Alonso @XabiAlonso]

Lived it. Loved it.

Farewell beautiful game.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

If you do one thing today, make sure you watch this.

[Taylor @dadontayl]

Going back to your emotional support ex after another failed talking stage>

[B @utdbrxy]

2 successful liverpool hatewatches and 2 big yanited wins in one week

[Robbo @utdrobbo]

There is justice in the world.
Fuck Mikel Arteta.
Fuck Andy Madley.
Up the fucking reds.

[Robbo @utdrobbo]

There's tactical fouling.
There's the dark arts.
There's gamesmanship.
And then there's Arsenal.

Anti-football this.

[Doctor X @doctorxisme]

When you realize the reason you had extra money was because you forgot to pay a bill

[Bassie 𐚁 @BassieLastrassi]

📍

[👍 @CLINT419]

I blocked my uncle on whatsapp for trying to tell me how to run my business

[Dio 🇳🇬 @heisntdio]

Post food clarity is a real thing. You’ll just sit down asking yourself was that shawarma really worth it 😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

My toxic trait is that I don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. Just a mild sense of relief that it’s done.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters.

I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers.

It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together.

Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings.

Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me.

We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

[Lisandro Martinez @LisandrMartinez]

So happy to be back 100% 💪🏼👹

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Bruno Fernandes so far this season has played 39 games for Man Utd, completed 35 full matches, and missed just 2 games (suspensions).

Never gets injured, works so hard, provides G/As, and sometimes plays out of position.

A human machine and real leader ❤️

[JTA @KnownVeteran]

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