WoodlandIntermediate

Woodland School District 50 - 4th and 5th Grade Intermediate School

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the Principal Parent Newsletter 8-8-25. https://t.co/9JVVdNBUTS

Tim "Why did the pencil get sent to the principal’s office on day one?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Because it was acting a bit sketchy". Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the latest edition of the Principal Parent Newsletter:
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "What did Wiley the Wildcat say at the talent show?" Sheldon
Intermediate "I’m not lion—these students have paws-itively amazing talent!” Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the next edition of the Principal Parent Newsletter
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "What did the number zero say to the number eight?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Nice Belt!" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the Principal Parent Newsletter
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "What do you call a rabbit with fleas?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Bugs Bunny!" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the latest Edition of the Principal Parent Newsletter.
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "Why did the gardener plant gold coins with the seeds?" Sheldon
Intermediate "To enrich the soil!" Principal
#SpringDadJokes

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here's the Principal Parent Newsletter for 4-4-25:
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "How does a penguin build its house" Principal
Intermediate "Igloos it together!" Principal
#Important Issue to read for Next Year Info#

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hi Intermediate Families,
Here's the Principal Parent Newsletter
https://t.co/heLLnWvNcJ

Tim "Why don't you iron 4-leaf clovers?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Because you don't want to press your luck!" Principal

5Essentials Survey: https://t.co/H9zyU8KPDn

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hi All,
Here is this week's newsletter: https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Please take the 5Essentials Survey: https://t.co/H9zyU8KhNP

Tim "Why did the survey ask about favorite colors?" Sheldon
Intermediate "To paint a picture of their preferences" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the latest edition of the Principal Parent Newsletter 2/21/25
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "Why did Peter Pan always fly?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Because he Neverlands!" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the latest edition of the Principal Parent Newsletter 2-7-25
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "Why was the Super Bowl stadium so cold?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Because there were so many fans!" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Woodland Intermediate Families,

Here is the latest edition of the Principal Parent Newsletter 1-31-25
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "What animal selfishly takes up a lot of space?" Sheldon
Intermediate "The groundhog, of course" Principal
#HappyGroundHogDayTomorrow

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families
Here is the latest Principal Parent Newsletter 1-24-25
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "Why are snowmen great at parties?" Sheldon
Intermediate "They always know how to break the ice!" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Here is our latest edition of the Principal Parent Newsletter 1-10-25! Happy New Year!
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "Where do you go to do math on New Year's Eve?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Times Square!" Principal
#TheIntramuralSignUpIsInThisEdition #DoingHashtagsWrong :-)

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Woodland Intermediate Families,

Here is the Latest Principal Parent Newsletter
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "On Friday the 13th , I dreamt that a man in armor on a horse was chasing me" Sheldon

Intermediate "It was a real Knightmare!!!" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is this week's newsletter: https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "Boss,:"This is the 3rd time you've been late this week! You know what that means?"' Sheldon
Intermediate "Employee:"It's Wednesday?"" Principal
#OneDayLate,Sorry!

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the Principal Parent Newsletter 11-22-24
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Vegetarians" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the Principal Parent Newsletter for 11-15-24
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "What is a soldier's least favorite month?" Sheldon
Intermediate "MARCH!" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the Principal Parent Newsletter 11-8-24
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim " Why would Snow White make a good judge?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Because she is the fairest of them all!" Principal

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Intermediate Families!

Here is the Principal Parent Newsletter 11-1-24
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "Today I dressed up as Captain America for Fall Fest & a child said," Sheldon
Intermediate "Mr. Sheldon, that costume makes you look 50 times younger!" Principal
#ouch!

[WoodlandIntermediate @d50intermediate]

Hello Intermediate Families,

Here is the Principal Parent Newsletter 10-25-24
https://t.co/heLLnWvfnb

Tim "What's a witch's favorite subject in school?" Sheldon
Intermediate "Spelling!" Get it? You spell words in school, but then also like casting a spell Ha! Principal