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bay area | main acc got suspended | aw²¹ mc⁷¹ we⁷² | #thefutureisteal | #sfgiants

[eman 🇵🇸🍁 @pieceofjuno]

what an absolute fucking asshole. nasty as fuck to hill for no reason. your sex offender goalie is currently putting up historically bad numbers. of course people are going to ask about making a goalie change

[june @sevenfleur]

telemundo commentators pronouncing THE FUCK out of the Korean players' name

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

sorry who. who is training with mcdavid rn.

[🇲🇽 @askyhive]

how it feels to be one of three oomfs world cup tweeting in a sea of stanley cup/hockey posts

[pau || celebrating mexicos win @garfieldshorts]

everyone saying mexico isn’t going to get far in the WC

[z - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

IT COULDNT HAPPEN TO A MORE DESERVING PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK CARTER HART

[A🤸🏻‍♀️ @sharkchiclets]

BREAKING🚨📰⚠️:

THERE ARE APPROXIMATELY 30 HOURS REMAINING UNTIL MACKLIN CELEBRINI IS NO LONGER 19 YEARS OLD.

Journalists & announcers everywhere have been found trembling. “I don’t know what I’m supposed to say now that he won’t be a teenager” one states.

Stay tuned for more.

[sam🇲🇽 @snoopgumi]

mexico won the first game so they basically manifested their win for the entire world cup IM SO DEADASS WE R LOCKED IM THIS YEAR

[courtney 🦈 Regenda Agenda @RegendaAgenda]

My face when I log in to see we STILL don’t know the PWHL draft format less than a week out.

[✱ @5eeheaven]

i’d give up my firstborn and more to witness a mexico wc win in my lifetime

[mau 🏒 @sidmeowsby]

“Carter Hart is the first goalie to concede 4+ goals in each of the first 5 games of a Stanley Cup Final.”

[r @6ffside]

they should invent stanley cup final that doesn't make you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[S @316simsim]

How the fuck can the final not be in this stadium? It’s like one of the 7 wonders of the football world

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

[Mo @fruitpibble]

im not american im californian

[Isolde @bigsilmaril]

Sometimes your tweets get no likes because you haven’t found the person who loves everything you have to say yet

[evil will smith hockey 𓉸ྀི @macklinism]

evil doesn’t die, it reinvents itself

[kate @ilyktlyn]

when u have a good interaction with someone and u follow each other immediately after

[r-e-id @netminding]

You would think news of ty dellandrea training with connor mcdavid was just a prank but it’s actually something real i have just witnessed