Darren

23 | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿l he/him | Eyes like emeralds, probably tweeting about my daddy issues x

[Darren @d8daz_]

Top tips for swallowing massive antibiotic tablets that taste rank? Been sick twice already trying to swallow the bastards 🥴

[Darren @d8daz_]

An entire day in A&E has killed me off

[Bill Esterson @Bill_Esterson]

On the eve of #COP26, what is the UK government doing to lead the way? New coal mine in Cumbria. New oil field in the North Sea. Tax cuts for air travel. Sewage dumped into rivers and the sea. Embarrassing isn’t it?

[Darren @d8daz_]

I’m that bloated I’m questioning if I am pregnant 😷

[Jack @J_Hol95]

The UK is the only country on Earth to try and tackle the climate emergency by making driving cheaper year after year and cutting taxes of domestic flights, whilst rail fares continue to skyrocket and public bus networks collapse.

[Darren @d8daz_]

I am so ill that I went to Tesco at 6am this morning (looking like a mess) for meds and the woman that checked my ID was so socked to learn that I wasn’t actually 16🥴

[Darren @d8daz_]

I have never felt this horrible in my life! I just hope it's nothing too serious but thinking the worst 😫

[Darren @d8daz_]

Call Dr’s gets told to go through online forum and someone will be in touch in 2 working days! Those days pass so try calling again, gets told to use the online forum again! Gotta be dying to see anyone these days 😫

[Darren @d8daz_]

Relatable 🥴

[Darren @d8daz_]

People don’t believe when I say I am shy 🙈

[Darren @d8daz_]

I just wanna feel better! 😩🥺

[Darren @d8daz_]

Where has my sex drive gone?

[Darren @d8daz_]

So I did an intolerance test (cus I have been feeling crap) and the number one thing it comes back is lactose intolerance 🥴 😭 Gays why we all like this!?!!

[Joseph @godheiz]

me trying to write an excel formula https://t.co/BfTuyhCxz4

[Darren @d8daz_]

Started a new job on Monday and I am already so tired 😴 poor wee brain doing overtime taking everything in

[Darren @d8daz_]

Hunnies 😳❤️❤️

[Adele @Adele]

Easy On Me - October 15

[Grindr @Grindr]

the perfect way to pass the time while every other app is down 😊💛

[Adele Stats @StatsAdele]

.@Adele has changed her profile picture on all social media. #Adele30

[my flop era @hello_itsnotbi]

A 6’4 man asked me to top him…what the fuck am I supposed to do? Latch onto your back like a jetpack?

[🐉🍁 @lewm_]

drunk chats in the smoking area with someone i just met