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MW 15 | Oswego 19 MBA 20

[drew @dGaren18]

Some of you have never been Oswego drunk and it shows

[Chris Johnson @ChrisJohnson28]

My kids are the reason for everything I do. I wrote this for y’all.
@PlayersTribune

https://t.co/a74wSl2eIN

[Swoosh @JohnnyHSD]

I haven’t ate in 3 days, announce the NYC show @kanyewest

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

Office jobs are crazy because you'll be 27 and already feel like life is over.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Don’t make plans on September 10th.
Don’t make plans on September 18th.
Don’t make plans on September 26th.
Don’t make plans on October 3rd.
Don’t make plans on October 17th.
Don’t make plans on October 24th.
Don’t make plans on October 31st.
Don’t make plans on November 7th.
Don’t make plans on November 14th.
Don’t make plans on November 21st.
Don’t make plans on November 28th.

Malachi Toney plays football those days.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Some of you never got put in the Walls of Jericho as a kid and it shows

[Shabbos Kestenbaum @ShabbosK]

If Mamdani would like me, a white New Yorker who never owned slaves, to pay a black New Yorker who never was a slave, then I propose:

Every Muslim in NYC starting with Mamdani, should pay us for 9/11.

Please explain why the latter makes no sense but the former does.

[Montana Lemonius-Craig @jitLyang21]

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend. She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad. Mannn this aint my dad, this is a cell phone. I threw it on the ground

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[Scary Hooverton @scaryhooverton]

@jerseymikes yooo my boy @dGaren18 is gonna pull up, take care of the boy plz 🙏

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[Hard Rock Bet @HardRockBet]

MIAMI BEATS OHIO STATE

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

Should I warn my fiancée that I'm gonna cry when John Cena retires tomorrow night or just let that be a fun surprise for her

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

POV: you’re in Cancun and you have to double check to make sure your bartender got the drink right

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Vladdy Jr. just did "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣