EasterRat

Nothing is new, especially not you.

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@rustyrockets Ok creep

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@elonmusk We should only trust you hey?

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@getthatdivorce @moreamelie Fuck yeah

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@akohan Dumb ass simplification. But you go girl

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@WestJet any reason you hit my flight that was supposed to leave at 850pm with a 90 minute delay? WS 261 Calgary to Winnipeg.

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

Truly amazing trip @WestJet, 4 flights, 3 late, 1 cancelled and 1 bag delayed. Do we need to moralize the army to fix your business

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@ToonieLane Your thirties are for staying gold, pony boy.

[Trevor Tombe @trevortombe]

Yes. This thread is fair game for the exam.

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

Hey @YWGairport, don’t you think it’s about time to open all the merchants? I need my Starbucks and premium lounge when I travel. NEED! Lol

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

Hey @roussin_brent, why do I have to drive to Alberta to get a vax for my 2009 birthday son? Why can’t we work off the same playbook?

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

Hey @WestJet, Keisha is really taking it next level on flight 448 this morning. Well done! Best I’ve ever seen and I’m #Platinum #NoBigDeal. Get this lady a raise!

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@YWGairport @Lisa_J12 Nobody approached them for the 30 minutes they were flouting the rules.

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

Hey @YWGairport, it would be real swell to see some mask enforcement on this family not even pretending to mask by gate 9.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

gil scott-heron's "whitey on the moon" perfectly encapsulates the deranged pathologies of billionaires like richard branson and jeff bezos

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@nigelkmoore #ballerstatus love that tune.

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@nigelkmoore *wirey

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@nigelkmoore I’m sure you’re super nimble and worry!

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@nigelkmoore IT IS PERFECTION, don’t make me fight you.

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@nigelkmoore Road Apples is perfection, THATS WHY!

[EasterRat @dJetRat]

@nigelkmoore Gross