Derek

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[Derek @dNewly]

@JohnCwod There's no way you know that kid

[Derek @dNewly]

👇👇👇

[Derek @dNewly]

@Landwrecka I gotcha, it's definitely ironic

[Derek @dNewly]

@Landwrecka Police funding hasn't actually changed much---only $1 million was redirected out of MPD's budget of $193 million.

[Derek @dNewly]

Rest in power, Rep. Lewis

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Goodbye, John Lewis. Thank you for the #goodtrouble

[Derek @dNewly]

Mad i don't have an emoji for #Ravenclaw so 🦅 will have to do 🦅🦅🦅

[Derek @dNewly]

The #HypeHouse-#SwayHouse drama is the Gen Z version of "what house are you?"

[Derek @dNewly]

@loljuiceapple 😮

[Derek @dNewly]

Trying to picture what my boggart would be but it's tough because I have no idea what commitment looks like 🤔

[Derek @dNewly]

@AlphaTauOmega This is the most 1996 thing I've ever seen. Well done, boys

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“social distancing”
• boring
• weak

“come not nigh me, lest the plague smite thee!”
• clear and direct
• sound like a warrior lady unleashing a curse on an evil witch-king
• strike terror into the hearts of men

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Graphs are useful but to really get what that rising curve is, have a look at the obituaries page of this Bergamo daily newspaper, comparing one from February with one from now

[Derek @dNewly]

@JohnCwod @CwodMN Ugh-reed... 🙄

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

If you are rich I am single

[Derek @dNewly]

I can just see F*x N*ws having a field day with any language that looks remotely "Muslim"

[Derek @dNewly]

Could you imagine if President Obama tweeted anything in a language that doesn't use the Latin alphabet??

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

हम भारत आने के लिए तत���पर हैं । हम रास्ते में हैँ, कुछ ही घंटों में हम सबसे मिलेंगे!