honk shoo mi mi mi

come up in the spot lookin extra fly

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

I really messed up today. Thank you for the invite @taylorswift13 @tkelce. Sorry for causing a scene.

[S W 🦉 @Castoroides]

On the bright side this is probably not true.

[Louie @DJLouieXIV]

love my guy but this is rough

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Bitch are you dumb???? Those fairs are for PEOPLE, for everybody to enjoy and walk around in. Not for one person to build a Fisher Price castle

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

reposting for no reason at all

[supreme hater @andsheit]

This xitter user is proposing a bold new idea of delivering vulnerable women directly to rapists

[onii ☆▷ @__Onixivy_]

i just know she can’t wait to release this on Disney+ in 6 months.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Just don’t cut their dicks off and suck them like you did with the raccoon

[໊ kaycee @maxopiumtrade]

this episode was everything #loveislandusa

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

CEOs when their employees make a good video game everyone likes that makes a lot of money

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

this was on the wall outside the Blue Line at Jefferson Park

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

#ProducerPet

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

Peter Parker Pants OK

[Josh @FLITTER]

How is Taylor Swift supposed to get to Madison Square Garden there's no airport there

[Kenzie Dubek 🇵🇸 @losing_dawg]

Taylor Swift wanted to be part of the magical NYC summer vibe so bad but forgot her level of wealth makes her incompatible with human experiences

[phlox @xX_phlox_360]

You can tell they laid off half of their employees

[Audri 🍓🌗 ☭ @AudrianaCB]

If I had taylor swift money and wanted to get married in a secure indoor venue in nyc I would rent out the metropolitan museum of art but I guess the difference is I have some level of taste

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

God damnit. We can't ever have anything nice.