ramennoodlehead

mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

Shoutout to the fly.

[ramennoodlehead @d__fahey]

@spaghetttica Just out here reading your tweets and saw this, friggin right.

[Sean Abrams @seanybrams]

2021 goals:

[𝐉 @ANTIMELIA__]

Somebody please take away his phone 😂🤣😩😂😂

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?

[Church The Snapper📸 @gold_churxh]

When you look up one question and the whole test pops up on Quizlet: https://t.co/hdewZEfxle

[ramennoodlehead @d__fahey]

*drinks a bottle of wine*

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Gonna tell my kids this was Kendall and Kylie Jenner

[Wellington Boyce @WellieBoyce]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Chanel West Coast

[trish @ultragloss]

gonna tell my kids this was nick jonas and priyanka chopra

[Quackity @Quackity]

gonna tell my kids this was keanu reeves

[Blake @Blayes213]

If I were Michigan State I’d not be dipshits next time

[Barstool Spartans @BarstoolMSU]

Red Cedar River, Michigan State University 😧😍

[Madison @madisonbosil]

A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS:

Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe

Man #2: No it’s a chippy chip