Allyson D Wilcox

What do u want

[Allyson D Wilcox @d_allyson]

@shanemadej YES ITS SO GOOD RIGHT

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Go see this image of #hottig in #armyofthedead in actual theaters TODAY!!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Cicada to-do list:
1. Emerge
2. Make noise

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Wow, once again looks like all the foremost experts on climate change are being a bunch of negative Nancys!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Joe Biden turns on a TV at the White House and is blown 10 feet backward by the volume level Trump watched Fox News on

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

6.8 miles below the sea is the Marianas Trench, and 6.8 miles below that is the bar Trump set for Biden.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Now Trump is asking Georgia to find a 7th season of Schitt's Creek.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Now what am I supposed to do with my 89 million Parler followers?

[Allyson D Wilcox @d_allyson]

@the_lakeshow_87 @ryansbergara YES TO THIS