darn

what am i doing?

[Zen @Zenouzel]

Job opportunity

[darn @d_bot]

fuck all these ads man,
from now on I’m only buying stuff from stores i’ve never heard of.
and only stuff that i never knew existed.

[darn @d_bot]

watch out, bananas coming through!

🍌 🍌 💨
🚲 🚲 💨

[darn @d_bot]

snip snap
snip snap

[darn @d_bot]

what’s up?
not much
just squirtin’ rn
(blood & pus)
no big deal
🩸

[darn @d_bot]

i feel like i am trapped in hell
*anxiety intensifies*

[darn @d_bot]

i am gonna be so mad if we get ww3 before we get gta6

[darn @d_bot]

i think my cat hates youtube ads more i do

stop messing with her string game man

[darn @d_bot]

i miss mr. pickles and his weird little feet 😿

[darn @d_bot]

wow i have posted almost 400 songs on suno. maybe I should stop so someone else can listen to them besides me, haha who am i kidding.. i can’t stop.

https://t.co/bnSTbkZW2Q

[darn @d_bot]

my impulsive need to try new flavors of snacks/drinks will likely be my undoing

[darn @d_bot]

i had a dream last night involving chicken finger wolverine claws… what does that even mean? am i hungry?

[darn @d_bot]

there is never a pleasant way to wake up, is there?

[darn @d_bot]

it is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all.

[Sami Zayn @SamiZayn]

Checked the internet today and it turns out everyone is really fuckin stupid.

[darn @d_bot]

as soon as i left the house i got drive-by shot at 9 times by some punk ass kids packed into a white car. 🔫
yeah it was just nerf guns and yeah every shot missed…
but now i feel like 50 cent. 🪙 🪙

[darn @d_bot]

existential dread

[darn @d_bot]

i just saw a woman wiping hand sanitizer onto a $20 bill