Dylan C

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[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Just went to the beach #lovethebeach #nickiminaj

[Jack Thomas @jackthomas_87]

You only get remembered for what you don’t give

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Punks are just hippies that haven’t smoked enough weed yet

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Top 5 frontmen of all time in no particular order: Liam Gallagher, the fit one from Little Mix, Alex Turner, Gerbis Cocker, Harry Styles (1d era)

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Louis Thorough is so theroux in his journalism. Love it.

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Limes are just unripe lemons

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Anyone who stands in a queue for self checkouts even tho there’s clearly machines available needs to grow up and take some fuckin responsibility.

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

@Michaelpage247 is the @_OlivierGiroud_ of mma

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Hit it

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Colleagues, did you notice the same thing? And what do you think of the new process?

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Wasabi is just boss level mustard

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Nemo rly goes thru the most

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

We wash everything with hot water, why should brushing our teeth be any different ?

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

Chillis are just Latino Peppers

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

@jxckthxmas Saint-Maximin is a shit Iwobi

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

@jxckthxmas Just because it was you doesn’t mean you were the only one 😏

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

When you’re walking along a busy street you really never know how many people around you are just farting nonstop as they walk; or sharting for that matter. Food for thought.

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

@Deliveroo I’ve been trying to resolve an issue with my order since yesterday and received no help ! Atrocious customer service smh

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

@RequestABet Middlesbrough to win the champions league next season??

[Dylan C @d_chambers_01]

U T EFFING B BABY

[Middlesbrough FC @Boro]

WHO'S NEXT? 🔴⚪️ #UTB