Dylan

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today!

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This has to be the worst 1st pitch ever

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@annapreston58 Stud!

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@annapreston58 Every time lol

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@_Willdawg No way

[Joe Dirt @JOEDlRT]

Life's a garden. Dig it.

[Dylan @D_Con22]

@annapreston58 You’ve got it backwards 😬

[Dylan @D_Con22]

@annapreston58 It shows too 😬

[Mr.Parkaaa @adam_253]

Marry a woman that helps cook, clean, and do laundry..Not because that’s her job; but because if your half a man and take care of her, she should want to take care of you as well 💁🏽‍♂️

[Chase Bronson @816_3159]

Scientific fact: it is impossible for a man to strap something down to a trailer without saying “that ain’t going nowhere” as he tightens down the ratchets or chains

[Caleb Powell @Thunder_Cat_]

Got my checking account transactions printed out so I could look them over. I was positive some piece of shit stole my account info and was spending all of my money.

It’s me. I’m the piece of shit.

[Joe Dirt @JOEDlRT]

Rule Number One: I'm number one.

[Adriane Dehn @adriane_dehn]

this country living is the only kind of living I’m trying to do

[Dylan @D_Con22]

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