david

born with nothing, die with nothing

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@_jimmydelatorre

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previews for our maternity photos came in🙂‍↕️

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@Schluug dont make me ground you again

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convinved no one has ever experienced nearly the amount of love i have for my wife

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i’ve been saying haliburton was him🤫

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tipsy in my beautiful apartment with my hot pregnant wife making homemade pizzas. it really does get better

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@Schluug who’s dream man is 5’6🧐

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@Schluug legends?

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my personal self growth needs to be studied…. if you knew me before 2023 you’d know i was a piece of shit. now im locked in at being the best husband/father 🤞🏻

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forgot about X haha

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while on the peloton

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married at 27>>>

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my wife >>>

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2024 has been the best year of my life. i eloped with the love of my life, we traveled, we got a beautiful apartment, got a new kitty, i got a huge promotion, and the list goes on and on. crazy to think how much my life has changed. this is your sign to gtfo of bakersfield/CA

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@LaceyWestbay me at the thought of you

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my wife is the best. that’s all

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@Schluug i remember my first part time job🙄

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why do curbs always come out of nowhere when my wife is driving?? how inconsiderate

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this year has been so great to me and my family. who would’ve thought

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sitting butt naked in my wifes fenty robe🫦