dakota henry

if my mouth doesn’t say it, then my twitter probably will

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Andrew Santino just blew my mind with one simple comparison.

A million seconds = 11 days.
A billion seconds = 31 years.

Let that sink in.

We throw around “billionaire” like it’s just “millionaire but with more zeros,” but the actual gap is insane. A million seconds is less than two weeks. A billion seconds is longer than most people’s entire adult lives.

It’s a perfect reminder of how detached our brains are from what these numbers actually mean.

Next time someone casually says “he’s a billionaire,” just remember: that’s not “a lot of millions.” That’s an entirely different universe of scale.

Mind officially blown.

[Kayla Johnson-White @kaylajohnsonatl]

the fact that "christians" were fine with this in 2016....

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this was a generational reading like he ate him up so bad here i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Drebae @Drebae_]

How is it a “God given right” to bear arms & have guns but not have access to food? Do y’all hear yourselves?

[Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus]

The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.

[cleon @dragonsnaydra]

kamala hitting send tweet:

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

the inside out characters inside of me

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The verdict is in

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i be so happy when i get off work i feel like i just got released from jail

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Zack and Cody can finally dine at the fancy italian restaurant they reserved 15 years ago

[jas @jjashole]

once an 18 wheeler is next to me idgaf what the speed limit is. i gotta go😂

[𝓧 ⟡ @xerizbarcarse]

Wtf is a soft launch i’ll post his drivers license right now

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough

[Radically Sunny @RadicallySunny]

I MUST HAVE THE MUSHROOM TENt

[violet @CyberBunnyVi]

me after dealing with a man that’s sassier than me

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

“i miss you” ok send me proof of you crying