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Born 14 May

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Every cheating story you hear is about men, but when you mention DNA tests, that’s when women start collapsing 🫨🫨

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[¥ @LAYSAINTLAURENT]

You cannot humble me… my confidence was not built from compliments.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

iPhones hate mobile data. They are built for wifi.

[clinton🔫 @wtf_rema]

no matter how desperate you are, don’t ever buy a 128GB phone.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Every day you hesitate, somebody else executes.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Neverrrrrrrr Everrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mom still alive.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[Mind and Glory 🎖 @mindandglory]

An intelligent man never lets the speed of others pressure him into a pace that sacrifices the quality of what he is building.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

All roads lead you back to yourself;
the standards you ignored.
the boundaries you softened.
the intuition you doubted.
Life will keep repeating lessons until you listen.

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

As a man, only get into a relationship with a woman who gets excited like a kid whenever she’s around you.

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The person you are missing today is making a conscious decision each day to not have you in their life and that's all the closure you need.

[Distant Relative @LankyObserver]

If the wealthiest people in your society are politicians, that society is fundamentally corrupt.

[gaurav @gaxrav]

adulting is basically arriving at the same truths as your father, but from first principles.

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

Avoid expensive poor girls 😂