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[solé @layxsnv]

Don’t jump me….but we can lowkey skip right on to FALL now. 🍂🧡

[Michael Akan @MichaelAkan]

@lisathebeauty1 This is how I knew I was funny because people just be laughing at any random thing I say.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking😭😭😭

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

Me : i’m going to take a 30mins nap

4 hours later:

[Merkel🫧🩺 @merkelisart]

I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone 😭

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I like being able to smell the laundry detergent on my clothes after washing them.

[eliz @eliza___v]

this the Valentines i remember🥹

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when someone says they notice my gym progress

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

When your body naturally wakes you up at 7AM on a weekend

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i'm genuinely flabbergasted by how many people believe it's better for a child to be born into starvation, abuse, neglect, illness, & poverty than not be born at all

[GymBae 💙💪🏼 @itsCanadianBae]

The gym is not an excuse to smell like you got jumped by onions 🥴😒

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Not to be dramatic, but having to work 5 days a week is ruining my life.

[pepezin🌱comms closed (3/3) @Pepezin__]

gente imagina o quão feliz ele deve estar tipo é primeiro papel da vida dele e vai ser logo o scooby doo

[Nina Garcês🌹 @teffiisuda]

Eu sou a favor do aborto simplesmente porque acredito que toda criança só deve vir ao mundo sendo querida e toda mulher só deve ser mãe estando feliz com essa ideia.

[M.S @sm4rux]

I don’t see myself ever forgiving cheating , I would literally bring it up everyday

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

capri sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies.

[✨ @minitadelmate]

No estoy lista para el lunes ni el martes ni el miércoles ni el jueves ni el viernes

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

One thing guaranteed to annoy me? Being woken up from a nap. 😭