Danielle

full of iced coffee & pettiness

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

Just heard a kid say to their parent “I’ll lose my attitude when you do” and honestly this is why I’m afraid to reproduce

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

@EmmaDuchesneau I feel this way about learning there are live mermaids

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

Katie is the most miserable human being on the planet and I’m boycotting #VanderpumpRules next season if she isn’t gone

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

Okayyy but why is Kayla literally lurking around every corner WAITING to cause drama?!… #SellingOC

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

There will never be a better hype squad than the girls working the chick fil a drive thru

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

Please get Katie’s miserable ass off this show for next season or I will no longer watch it #vanderpumprules
#Vanderpump

[TV, Food, and Books @tvfoodandbooks]

Raquel confronting Katie for Scheana: #pumprules #vpr #VanderpumpRules

[Bae @ColdCaseLover_]

Katie loves playing the victim card. He can’t defend you because half the time you’re a bitch #VanderpumpRules #pumprules

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

@CrumblCookies YOU NEED BETTER BOXES. I work in medical sales, I frequent numerous stores weekly… I can’t tell you how many boxes of cookies I’ve had to throw in the garbage because of how flimsy they are and cookies going all over. The party box of cookies is too heavy for it

[Emma.Duchesneau @EmmaDuchesneau]

These can’t be the same knees that used to drop it drop it low girl

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

@EmmaDuchesneau I put an extra shot of espresso in mine today…life changing

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me trying to figure out the timeline of when khloe kardashian and tristan thompson decided to have another baby via surrogate, when he got another woman pregnant, and when khloe found out about it even though it has no effect on my life whatsoever

[Amra Olević Reyes @amrezy]

People often ask me why am I yelling but in all entirety it’s just my regular speaking voice. Sighs

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

Can we talk about anything other than gas prices. ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Nothing worse than waking up to your drunken McDonald’s order hanging from your door handle. This happens to me far too often

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

Brunch is great until you’re drunk and hungover all within a 3 hour time span

[Danielle @d_gaudette55]

Someone please deliver Honey Nut Cheerios please & thank you