Dan Hallock

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

"Dear Future Generations: Please accept our apologies. We were roaring drunk on petroleum." - Kurt Vonnegut

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@mattywburk @petegenovese @J_Schneider their THEC is the best of all time, i’ll fight anyone on this hill

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

New Jersey has become the first state in the country to require public schools to teach media literacy to K-12 students as a way to combat misinformation, under legislation signed by Gov. Phil Murphy.

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@andrea_old don’t throw away any tickets for the metro - controllers can check and fine you on the spot in cash

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@andrea_old people who baselessly question morals, have none themselves

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@JoeyLozito saw them in salt lake city and they were fire, idec 🤷🏼‍♂️🤌🏻

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

Jameis Winston: S-Tier QB #Saints #LasikSurgery

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@NJTRANSIT hey old friend, it’s been a while. friendly reminder that you’re definitely the worst

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@andrea_old consider yourself lucky

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@MattBetz25 @WhistleSports Johan Petro

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@beerkarmanyc magnify lol

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@KennyTousignant

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@andreabeth_old @texas

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@andreabeth_old where do I sign?

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[Dan Hallock @d_hallock]

@elana420 *randy george rises from the dead*

[Kimo Tipoti @Teddy2James]

Channing Crowder on paying taxes as a millionaire.