Dan Keis

K bowl master, ping pong pro, soccer god #GHOE, Nick and Justin Lees killed me in Nerf

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

@HawkusMaximus @ESPNUK I’m sorry coach but this is an unsubstantiated, biased “from the couch” take. Give the boy a year to develop at City. Comparing him to Timo is laughable 😤

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

@Aj_Urrusha I’d highly recommend the killing of a sacred deer

[Alex Urrutia @Aj_Urrusha]

I have socks that say “Talk Turkey To Me” and for 364 days of the year, it’s an open invite for people to discuss international politics with me, but for today I guess it works for Thanksgiving too.

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

@GriffRozek37 How are the twins?

[Brynn (Carlson) Janss @brynn_janss]

Life update: I am so excited to announce my commitment to continue my volleyball career and pursue another masters degree at the University of Missouri! Can’t wait to be a tiger🐯

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

@Aj_Urrusha @veronicamusica Alex, you are a beautiful human who deserves the world. Not a bad disc yucker either

[Alex Urrutia @Aj_Urrusha]

My favorite world countries fact is that the Vatican leads the rest of the world in Popes per square mile at 5.29 P/sqm while every other country sits at zero.

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

@signe_blake I tried to watch this with @sorryitsashton but she was not amused

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

girls don’t miss their ex they miss anthony bourdain

[kim @onlykimreal]

Uno just upgraded to iOS

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

tom nook did nothing wrong. you’re just Financially Irresponsible

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

Due to COVID-19 the rate of air pollution is significantly down and we can finally see sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

Man I bet you these are the glory days for ducks at the pond

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE STRAIGHT HEATTTTT COMING FROM A CHUCK MANGIONE SONG ON VINNYL BEING PLAYED IN THE MORNING @Turtl3p0w3r

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

All about books on NPR is suchhhh a slept on segment

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

@signe_blake I’m currently watching him at the dentist. The link is strong

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

Dr Phil is a fraud and a sham. He hibernates inside the Michelin tire man and I know it

[Dan Keis @d_keis20]

@sorryitsashton @bocxtop You win this time