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I've never seen a nudist I wanted to see naked. http://t.co/RMJRGZzdbd

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http://t.co/OlwIbhOPta I've got two tickets to paradise and a they're both obstructed view.

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http://t.co/3PScdH5yJe "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/7N3OX5T9Mr

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http://t.co/nd3KlV0fej Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/0bH9o8GWGj

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http://t.co/f17VnaWF What up Holmes? ~Watson

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http://t.co/jf3NbgvS Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

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Feeling rough morning-after partying hard? Check out these great hangover cures. http://t.co/eEt6o8sU

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Wow made 138 in 3 hrs Proof http://t.co/MFrMuQqU & made 750 yesterday Click and spend a bit, worth it: http://t.co/wFxyGKvM

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#Kick #ass like Karlie Kloss! #girlskickass

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This is #pretty #hilarious. Paul Rudd messing with Ray Lewis playing #madden13 with #XBox #Kinect. http://t.co/rXxE9ZIO #iphone5 #ipad

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Your body is an amazing machine! These 15 facts prove it, especially #4 http://t.co/6eATFsbP

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8 Tips to Survive a Bad Breakup. What to do to keep your spirits up. #2 is the best cure! http://t.co/z9Ks1rNJ

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Your body is an amazing machine! These 15 facts prove it, especially #4 http://t.co/6eATFsbP

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Bad breakup? Here\'s what to do to keep your spirits up. #2 is the best cure!http://t.co/z9Ks1rNJ

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Check out these 15 simple outfits that resemble Disney Princesses! #8, Princess Aurora is my favorite http://t.co/HJiE4bHx

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These celebrity prom pics are so good! Snooki looked so much different in high school Check Now :http://t.co/HJiE4bHx

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These celebrity prom pics are so good! Snooki looked so much different in high school Check Now :http://t.co/zfIuK1NE