Darren Langham

Carpenter. Painter/decorator. England and Blackburn Rovers fan. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@nickcope4 Brilliant show as always at The Old Market Hove this morning. Sophie and Emily absolutely loved it and wanted to thank you so much for the shout out and the signed t shirts. Unfortunately Emily was too tired for a photo😄.

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@nickcope4 Perfect. Thanks Nick. We’re looking forward to seeing you too. I’m hoping for the unicorn gag again✊🏻🦄😄

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@nickcope4 Hi Nick. How do I go about getting a shout out for my daughters at one of your shows? They’re massive fans of yours and it would make their day.

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@nickcope4 Brilliant show at Worthing Connaught Theatre yesterday. The wife and I enjoyed it as much as our daughters did. I especially liked the unicorn gag!😂

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@onthetoolstv A blind man would like to see it.

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@bushontheradio The replacement lintel.

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

So, my brother ordered a @StarbucksUK coffee from @ubereats_uk and the driver had a prang in his car spilling the coffee everywhere so he had to order another one and then when that one turned up, he took one sip and dropped it all over the floor! You can’t make this shit up! 😂

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@ladbible Kids tv legend @DaveBensonPhill Worthing

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@HEYDUGGEE Is anyone else playing hide the Christmas potato or is it just me and my daughter? 😂🥔

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@RichieFirth

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@MWGoneFishing DON’T WIND!!!!

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@APartridgeQOTD @Bobby_Dazzler68 @England

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@APartridgeQOTD @Bobby_Dazzler68 Surely I’m a better Southgate then this clown! #ItsComingHome @England #Euro2020Final

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

People keep telling me I should be an official Gareth Southgate lookalike? I feel I’m missing out on some fame and cash here! #ItsComingHome @England #Euro2020Final @GaryLineker @alanshearer #ThreeLions

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@pdl_81

[Robbie Fowler @Robbie9Fowler]

Giveaway 👇🏼 @Carra23 @ThisIsMelwood

Enter here https://t.co/FszLyKULIk

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@TheRock Are we going to get to watch #youngrock here in the UK?

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@FunkSolBrotherr Every damn time!

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@OC I feel your pain! When I was a kid I came running in through the sliding patio doors to get something and unbeknownst to me someone closed it behind me and I ran straight into it head first on the way out. I bounced off it, knocked myself out and came to laying on the floor!

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@Amariibell @Rovers I thought it was just @pascalchimbond1 that wore gloves in August!?😄

[Darren Langham @d_langham]

@BacktotheFuture “It’s a science experiment”