TheRealDoHicky

IDGAF what you think. I'm not on your side, their side. You can't be on a side when you're in front Guinness Book of World Record holder and master of my life.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

Hey @NathansFranks, since @oscarmayer doesn't have the links to keep the weinermobile name, you need to build the Nathan's Submarweiner.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@Rep_Stansbury Couldn't even wait to get your facts right before you started tooting your weapons of war butt-trumpet, huh Mel?

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@amazon I'm no shipping guru, but if you sent this package due south instead of sending it to the nearest edge of the continent, you might not need to cry about profitability, and I wouldn't complain about prime shipping being slower than USPS 1st class delivery.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@ManhattanDA sweet job, fat stack. You did it! Now you think you could take your cream of porn mustache and jail murderers?

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@dleger96 I could live with that. Way better than the current offerings.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@MikeHudema America is "The Land of the Free".
Feel free to pay for it. Nobody is holding you back.
Please don't violate any impervious land regulations, dispose of your toxic waste adequately, and don't force anyone else to pay for it.
Oh, ensure all materials were obtained by fair trade.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@TipsyPianoBar Who is that fat fucking animal that attacked her? I'll make it my full time job to put his ass in jail.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@JoeBiden Hey there, night owl! Still awake? Hmu

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@RepJayapal Your face is like my cows buttholes after eating the first sprigs of spring greens.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@GavinNewsom Please run for president! I would love to mock you for your failure!

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@GretaThunberg Oh, honey... the world died last year, just as you predicted. Go get an actual job you're qualified for. McD's is hiring.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@MikeHudema Eat a bag of energy efficient dicks.

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@PressSec YOU are an embarrassment. How dare you chastise a member of the foreign press! Are you exclusively immune from race and classism? I am ashamed you have the nomicur of representing me to the world.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@MikeHudema Who shipped those tons of ice off-planet? The world has never lost water. When you Crack open your smart water, there's Neanderthal piss in it.
The industrial revolution that led to your ability to puss-moan on the Internet is due to the recession of the last ice age.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@SenSchumer Blah blah blah. You didn't even offer yap-jaw about how you STAND, FIGHT, or WORK HARD to giddyźup on this. Your diatribes are older than tour teeth. Quit your "job" while you only mostly look like a joke.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@StephenKing I wouldn't worry. Them codes are probs secure under Biden's green new deal '68 vette sun visor. Worry about your fans. I bought everything you wrote till you opened your yap.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

Damn @hulu y'all missing a boost in subscribers. I was gonna switch from @youtubetv but your customer svc turned me off. I can figure out better options on my own.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@joesmit99633350 @RizKrosis @Michellstrinket @ericareport You sure? Try the subways.

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@Michellstrinket @ericareport I can yap on shit I know nothing about too. There's no reason any woman needs a double-magnum tampon unless she's been wounded by an akr2d2-m45. Nobody needs an elephant tampon to handle a civil menstruation. Just stop and ban them.

[TheRealDoHicky @d_lay123]

@supercharger @ericareport You're either goofing, a liar, or the dumbest motherfucker I've come across.