dylan

semi professional bowling enthusiast

[dylan @d_lew98]

I got absolutely nothing done at work today lmfao

[Out Of Context World Cup @oocworldcup2026]

*Nadie *

El iran vs Nueva Zelanda de la mismisima nada:

[dylan @d_lew98]

@theycallmepipe_ Yeah this games been great

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

Mundial 2014: Cuidado con Bélgica
Mundial 2018: Cuidado con Bélgica
Mundial 2022: Cuidado con Bélgica
Mundial 2026: Cuidado con Bélgica

[dylan @d_lew98]

This is so embarrassing lmfao how can you be a sports company and not even know one of the greatest players ever

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

We asked Barstool employees to name this soccer player ⚽️⬇️

[dylan @d_lew98]

@Nige54Miami Well that’s because England suck, but Belgium were ranked #1 for quite some time despite not doing anything deserving that spot over actual winners

[dylan @d_lew98]

Belgium and turkey gotta be the two most overrated teams, I still have no idea how Belgium fooled people into being the #1 ranked team for so long despite never winning shit

[dylan @d_lew98]

@Nige54Miami Carried them to what? They didn’t do shit lmao

[Augusto @1cesgusto]

Meu chefe: Onde está esse filho da puta que está almoçando há duas horas?

Eu, no restaurante, torcendo por Cabo Verde contra a Espanha:

[MACAULAY @MA_CAULAY]

Full-time| 🇪🇸 Spain 0 vs. 0🇨🇻 Cape Verde
🧤 Vozinha vs. Spain:
🚫 1 clean sheet
🛑 7 saves
✋ 3 high claims
🎯 29 passes
🔄 15 recoveries
💪 100% duels won

Absolute wall🧱

[Yo gané con Joselu @raulschalke7]

No tiene sentido colgar balones al área contra Cabo verde, su portero vive de recoger cocos y tiene el movimiento mecanizado.

[dylan @d_lew98]

@JamesonZaballos lmaoooo that’s such a good bit

[dylan @d_lew98]

This is so fucking funny coming from the head of a sports company

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.

[dylan @d_lew98]

He is such a diva

[José Ramón Fernández @joserra_espn]

Nakamura jugó sin espinilleras.
La pregunta es inevitable: ¿cómo pasó desapercibido en un partido de Copa del Mundo? ¿Falla arbitral o descuido del jugador?

[dylan @d_lew98]

@talankori Should call them unpatriotic for not supporting a home World Cup

[dylan @d_lew98]

If you are a bar advertising that you play every World Cup match and not air them with the audio you should just not play the games at all