Dylan Mays

I’m just here so I won’t get fined

[Gridiron Glory @gridironglory]

— GRAND FINALS —
Which team has the BEST student section?
Please note: Quote Tweets will NOT count toward your team's vote total for the final round.
@jgmuskies vs. @nyhsbuckeyes

[Parker @ParkerLewes]

This is as fired up as you will ever see Russell Wilson. No chance he was going to let them lose this game

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

All the Worlds problems in one single photo.

Joe removing mask to shout at someone during somber 9-11 moment.

[SBLX champ vountee💍 @vountee]

Last time a rookie WR was in synch with Russ’ work ethic, it turned out pretty good.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Coming to a blue state near you

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Are you paying attention yet?

[Sara Gonzales @SaraGonzalesTX]

But Trump was the fascist 🥴🤡

[NFL Stats @NFL_Stats]

Highest-paid NFL Players in 2021

Russell Wilson - $32M
Kirk Cousins - $31M
Aaron Rodgers - $27.6M
Matt Ryan - $26.9M
Jimmy Garoppolo - $26.4M
Ben Roethlisberger - $25.9M
Frank Clark - $25.8M
DeMarcus Lawrence - $25M
Fletcher Cox - $23.9M
Von Miller - $22.2M
Dak Prescott - $22.2M

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Aaron Rodgers, Randall Cobb and David Bakhtiari all posted on their Instagram stories letting Green Bay know that they want to bring back Clay Matthews 👀

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Stolen Valor Nancy got scared

[Hawkaholic12 @Hawkaholic12]

There's a @Seahawks game tomorrow!!!!!!

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

A huge day for QBs making their NFL playing debuts is on tap:

1 PM: Justin Fields
7 PM: Trevor Lawrence
7:30 PM: Zach Wilson
8 PM: Jordan Love
8:30 PM: Trey Lance

Let's do this.

[ArtisticallyIlliterate @kidthatcantdraw]

@itsdrsheriff @ManMilk2 Every sane person who doesn't get their information exclusively from twitter threads know that "neopronouns" are a dumb concept.

[Vidd. @CallMeVid]

@ManMilk2 “I don’t like this person, therefore they are transphobic.”
-Twitter every 5 seconds

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Covid stats are starting to feel a lot like Bible verses. A lot of people using them out of context to prove whatever point they want.

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

COVID passports are a violation of the Fourth Amendment. Case closed.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

The CEO of Snopes was just suspended for lying

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Firefighter catches suicide jumper out of the air

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Weapons captured by the Taliban on just one base