𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒

Well-versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice, insatiable in appetite, speaks like a baroness, fastidious and precise, guaranteed to blow your mind. She/Her

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

My love language is someone sending me memes. The weirder the better. I don’t want an explanation why either, let me wonder why.

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

If *this* dude will cheat on NATALIE FUCKING PORTMAN, there is no hope

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

Natalie Portman and her husband, Benjamin Millepied, are reportedly working on their marriage following allegations that he cheated with a 25-year-old woman.

More details: https://t.co/Z9MVc9994n

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

A kid (maybe) got a concussion during field day yesterday. He sat down by me, was gazing off in the distance and says “it’s not everyday you see a shirtless baby with a shovel.” I’m worried he’s delirious, turn around and see an actual shirtless baby with a shovel 🤣

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

@sleepyaleks 🤣🤣🤣

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

@sleepyaleks That’s a bummer! I haven’t needed a cheat yet, but some have taken me a WHILE.

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

Zelda comes out in 4 days and since I don’t know how video game-making happens, I am wondering if it’s already done or if people are scrambling to finish it right now. Like, shading in some trees and adding sound effects or some shit. Lemme know.

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

@allankukral Far away hugs, buddy! Love you! Hang in there!

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

@clipsthatgohard He didn’t wave at a single other rider though!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

May The Fourth Be Carrie Frances Fisher Day As She Receives Her Richly-Deserved⭐️ On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame

[Star Wars Culture @SWCultureLive]

It is now officially #StarWars Week!! 🎉

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

Tried to laugh differently today to not get made fun of. Honor said “that laugh sounds like when a Minecraft villager talks.” Moral of the story: don’t change for anyone.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Ctenoides ales is a saltwater clam also known as disco clam because its soft tissues flash light like a disco ball

[read more: https://t.co/F5yRVXDsnI]

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

Much to the chagrin of my 6th graders, I took my shoes off in class today (sun’s out, guns out amirite). Here are some of the best reactions:
-Ms Sievert’s got her dogs out!
-I heard you took your grippers out in class today!
-one kid actually gagged

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

“Ms. Sievert, you’ve had Starbucks every day this week!”

DON’T YOU JUDGE ME! I EAT MY FEELINGS OKAY?!

#IsItSpringBreakYet

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

@PaulVroom @JamesClear I think I might need to read what you read. I wish I could handle some interpersonal issues as calmly as you do. Feeling this today, and glad to have you on my team!

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

Logan brought me his chromebook, panicked. “Ms Sievert, I got mad at my game and look…” shows me his broken screen. We have this talk about taking it to IT, probably having to pay for it, etc. He’s very serious and scared and then…smirks and clicks out of youtube. Pranked!

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

Weird middle school things: 🧵
I armwrestled Drew in advisory, lost, and let him be the teacher for 20 minutes. Then watched him lose his mind trying to manage the class for those 20 minutes.

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

I walk a kid through a problem. The answer is D. He circles it while saying “I see.” I say, “No, D!” (Had to explain that one to him making it more hilarious)

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

Hilarious jokes I said to my students this week: 🧵
Math book had Nora doing this crazy strategy that my honors kids HATED so I skipped it and said “let’s igNORA that then”

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 @d_monsta]

Overheard while playing fishtopia on gimkit today: “I’m a master baiter!…what? Why’s that funny?” Me *vehemently avoiding eye contact*