d_odds

[d_odds @d_odds]

@TheAuthorGuy Congratulations! Now all that's missing is a movie adaptation.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Truth

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Damn liberals & their ridiculous beliefs!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Everyone’s asking: can FSTL fix the reflecting pool?

We put our best people on it and have come up with a 3 point plan.

1. Drain the pool of algae and peeling paint.

2. RFK Jr. will eat the algae and peeled paint.

3. Remove Trump from office. https://t.co/GyYDhcmxyQ

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

WWII Veteran and Purple Heart recipient Robert Hilliard:

"Next week I'll be 101 years old. In February 1944 when I was 18 years old I was inducted into the army and what they taught me to do there was to kill people who set up detention camps. Can you imagine how I felt earlier this year when they announced that one of the future detention camps would be at that same camp landing in Florida? We have a fascist, a fascist government, that allows innocent people to be put in detention camps and incarcerated."

Source: @tomaskenn

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

Pete Buttigieg Appreciation Post

Former Secretary of Transportation
Speaks 8 languages
Harvard Degree and Rhodes Scholar
Served in Afghanistan
Devoted family man
All-around good guy
Will make an awesome president someday

I support Pete Buttigieg!
Who is with me? ✋

[d_odds @d_odds]

I'd say @Vargasdestroyer but I don't want to see Rhino hurt.

[Create A Pro NY @CreateAPro]

🚨TALENT ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

RHINO returns to Create A Pro Wrestling on 8/16 in Lynbrook, NY for #CAPCon!

Who do you want to see the ECW legend go up against in singles competition?

Tickets go on sale Monday at 6pm!

Stay tuned for more announcements!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

This is my Stephen Miller hate group. Like and retweet to join.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Katie Miller just repeated the lie that Haitians are so depraved they eat cats and dogs. But at least they don't have sex with Stephen Miller

[REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA @michaelt5656]

Congratulations you incompetent old fart!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person. Meeting this need not only alleviates suffering but also addresses underlying causes of geopolitical instability. Indeed, food security is an essential component of global and integral security. https://t.co/DgkM9RegJ7

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

So true 😂

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The Aussies are bringing game. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool had aging pipes, cracked concrete and filtration problems. Trump’s administration spent over $14 million but didn't fix the infrastructure. Now it’s covered in algae and they're dumping 12% hydrogen peroxide in it.

That’s the most perfect metaphor for modern Republican governance we've seen all year. Paint the surface. Ignore the problem. Try to fix the fuckup and blame somebody else.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Truest cartoon to date

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

To be fair, Washington DC is a cesspool.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Deputy White House budget director nominee Hal Duncan refuses to acknowledge that Biden won the 2020 election, but then moments later asserts that Trump won in 2024, prompting Tim Kaine to point out that he's clearly "afraid of making an insecure president mad"

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jennings: I really feel for the president on this because as a chicken farmer, I have to clean the algae out of my chicken watering jugs every day in the summer.

Setmayer: Did you paint it blue?