Dave ™

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

That’s a lot of words to say “I’m racist.”

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Purposefully turning off the halftime show

Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences

(which equals viewership for them)

You are their benefit. Realize you have power.

Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

I’m leaving my husband for Ernie Clement. #BlueJays

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

Might as well go to the beach I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

[RogersHelps @RogersHelps]

@DoomerScrollah Please be advised that some customers are unable to login to their Rogers email due to a technical issue on Yahoo’s end. Our technical teams are engaged with Yahoo and email services will be restored as soon as possible. -Ron

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

Pack a bag, Marlaina. You’re free to go any time.

[CP24 @CP24]

Premier Smith says Albertans’ desire for leaving Canada has never been higher https://t.co/kfUfIgUquk

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

So Ford fights to take away bike lanes because “traffic” … then puts slow-moving booze bikes on the roads? 🤔

[Richard Southern @RichardCityNews]

NEW - The Ford government will allow alcohol to be served on so-called “Pedal Pubs’ starting this summer, 680 NewsRadio has learned. The pubs-on-wheels allow riders to peddle while they drink. The driver, who remains sober, does the steering.
https://t.co/aowWTfdANd

[Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @TheJasonPugh]

🚨WATCH: "But that's pretty ironic, given that, despite not getting re-elected, Mr. Speaker, Pierre Poilievre continues to live in taxpayer-funded government housing." - Adam van Koeverden (@vankayak)

🔥OUCH!🔥

#cdnpoli

#StornowaySquatter #PierrePoilievre

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

It’s been amazing today to watch Conservative voters lose their minds over this and declare their children’s’ futures doomed. 🙄

[David Rider @dmrider]

How much does a federal byelection cost and how does a fiscally conservative party argue that all Canadian taxpayers should foot the bill to get a democratically defeated leader back into Parliament?

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

Shameful.

You’re the one who has said repeatedly on this platform that “when you’re fired, you’re fired.”

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

It is with humility and appreciation that I have accepted Damien Kurek’s offer to resign his seat in Battle River-Crowfoot so that I can work to earn the support of citizens there to serve them in Parliament.

Damien’s selfless act to step aside temporarily as a Member of Parliament shows his commitment to change and restoring Canada’s promise.

I will work to earn the trust of the good people of Battle River-Crowfoot and I will continue to hold the Liberal minority government to account until the next federal election, when we will bring real change to all Canadians.

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

Has @ABDanielleSmith resigned yet?

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

Trump has never looked more like Putin’s lapdog than he did today. Absolutely deplorable behaviour by Trump and Vance. 🙄

[Marc Garneau @MarcGarneau]

We have just witnessed Trump and Vance bully Zelensky - The most disgraceful performance I have ever seen in my life. I am gobsmacked

[Amber Mac @ambermac]

Canada is under threat and you're reverse image searching shoes.

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

Sadly, I don't think they'll 'slip' far enough ... but yeah, this province 10/10 needs something more than gimmicky hats and a smarmy "Captain Canada" smirk to get through the next four years.

https://t.co/H0BPER2G0H

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

One drag queen who needs to sashay away …

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

She puts on a new costume every day

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

Great Gatsby is the likely 7th.

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

So we’re getting the new Dolly musical, MJ, Beautiful Noise (Neil Diamond), Sound of Mucous, Romeo & Juliet, Devil Wears Prada … and something else. 🎭

[TDot Resident @TDotResident]

What a clown: $708,000 is your big trade piece?

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

👇👇👇👇

[Tom Whittaker @whittakertp]

If Doug Ford does not cancel the $100M deal with Elon Musk he cannot be taken seriously about the rationale for his snap election.

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

I’m no Ford fan but this is a smart move. BC’s targeting of red states is a level of pettiness I enjoy … but this makes more sense.

Also, please recommend Canadian-made deodorants. Quickly. 🇨🇦

[Dave ™ @d_phrase]

It was never about fentanyl