Derrick

RIP to your grandma but I’m different

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

How’s my life going, you ask? A woman just talked to me about how handsome I was. 2 minutes later she mentioned that she was visually impaired.

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

This Haliburton nigga bro

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Honestly good for the Mavericks

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Looks like the gambling debt is outpacing the Nike money

[NBA on NBC and Peacock @NBAonNBC]

A legendary addition to our team!

We’re thrilled to welcome Michael Jordan as a special contributor to the NBA on NBC and Peacock.

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

“AN INCREDIBLE MANEUVER BY BRUNSON” and it’s just foulbaiting

[Jake @SuperiorNBA]

I am on my hands and knees BEGGING you to be serious tonight @TheTraeYoung

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

KYLIAN YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU!

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

KYLIAN MBAPPE LOTTIN!!!! YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

@_Kuhzo IMMEDIATELY. That man changed my life

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Brb, crying.

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Highway robbery

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Intentional kick-balls should be a free throw and possession

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Honestly should’ve said no

[Atlanta Hawks @ATLHawks]

ALL-STAR ICE 🥶

@TheTraeYoung is a 4x #NBAAllStar!!

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Clint Capela woulda survived Chernobyl

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Me: he should probably just miss this free throw and run the clock out.

Announcer: what an unbelievable stroke of genius to miss the free throw by Wembenyama

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

They literally brought up clutch points and didn’t mention that Trae leads the entire league in them.

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Barlow thought he was about to dunk on Wemby? Brother kick that shit to the corner

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

@Max_Marcovitch 100%. I have no idea what is happening rn

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

@cp352015 AD and a 2029 first? Couldn’t be my superstar PG

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Hawks won the trade

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Just looked outside for the first time in 4 hours. Tf is this?

[Derrick @d_rizz23]

Someone needs to just take him out. And yes this could be about either one. Or both.