Darlene Schelling

L.L. Bean Bitch

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Ommggg I gotta send this to her @KylieJenner

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

when you have to log your hiccups every day bc for the last 6 months i’ve had constant hiccups for no rhyme or reason & my Dr doesn’t know why my diaphragm is contracting so much :)) HOW FUN!!

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

my mom just said “a blumpkin is a peanut butter sandwich?” LMFAO OMG someone come get her

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

people are so scary when they talk to themselves under their breaths 😂

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

wait she said she got him back... nooo baby girl i GAVE him back, don’t get it twisted 🥺😅

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

done pretending i like any of y’all

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

good to know none of my friends answer when i’m at my lowest.

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

my company said that we have to wear a mask for 8 hours a day or were fired when we don’t come in contact with ANYONE BC THE MALL IS CLOSED

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

“the only cure to corona virus is a mask!!!!” -News reporter NOT wearing a mask 😂😂 i cant with y’all

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Hi anxiety, how are ya???

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

how tf does a car lock you out of it once the keys are in the ignition and the car is running? Oh yeah, a cheap ass @MercedesBenz will do that!!

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

“I cant sleep without a liter of vodka!” Amanda 😂😂

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

IM CRYING the news said we’re not getting better from corona virus bc we’re not using the antibodies that goats & alpaca carry ...? can we just all admit that this is not even as serious as they make it seem 💀😂

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

why am i at work at the @waldengalleria when @NYGovCuomo said that all malls are still closed until further notice??? Someone better do something about this cuz i don’t wanna hear nobody crying when the mall gets burned down and we’re ALL out of jobs 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

@realDonaldTrump @OANN you’re an absolute idiot. a 75 year old man. You’re not too far off, better not get pushed over.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

@realDonaldTrump than stop ruining it

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

if y’all spent as much as you do trying to soup up your 2002 Subaru, you could’ve gotten a new bmw 😂

[Darlene Schelling @d_schelling]

when your credit score goes up 70 points 🙏🏼