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make it aesthetic but functional NP ‘19 † Astri Silva⭐️⚡️❤️

[(ęł)s̷ilvʌ @d_silvv]

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Everyone in coyotes pictures:

[ally ↻(𓄼 .̀ ̮.́)Ψ @yaydaredevil]

knowing I will be watching spiderman: brand new day at the end of the week is what's going to get me through it

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

@blakebooming People have equated hating their government with hating their country. They are two very different things.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[freo @Freonat]

What's it called when ur depressed and sleepy throughout the day but manic and hyperactive at night

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

When a nigga is changing, stop bringing up his past.

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Y'all be in ya 20's needing supplements for the gym lmaoooooo

[DRUSKI @druski]

EVERYONE'S INVITED TO BET AWARDS 😂🔥

[Neet @neet_sol]

new coworker just asked “is it always this slow”. this fucker better not ruin it for everyone

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

REAL FLEX: Having a remote job that's so chill you can take a 2-hour lunch break to hit the gym with nobody asking you where you are.

[Rod @rodimusprime]

Attending church.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

People are so dramatic about rent. If you have a decent job it really shouldn't take too long to save up $2,000.

*someone whispers in my ear*

Every MONTH??

[(ęł)s̷ilvʌ @d_silvv]

underrated perk of remote work is the amount of mileage i’ve avoided w my car

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Once u have kids u start realizing how true this is and how a huge percentage of the population being excempt from keeping the species alive is distorting the human mind (not always bad - but yes high risk of existential peril/ mental illness on a mass scale) and what ai will add

I am not against birth control but it's definitely important to take mass psychology way more seriously - this is a super interesting diagnosis

[(ęł)s̷ilvʌ @d_silvv]

Lesssgoooooo

[NBA on NBC and Peacock @NBAonNBC]

ABSOLUTE CHILLS.

Cue up Roundball Rock … the NBA is BACK on NBC and Peacock. 🏀🤩

[(ęł)s̷ilvʌ @d_silvv]

😂😂

[. @sleepyeyes____]

White Mexicans

[. @sleepyeyes____]

White Mexicans

[(ęł)s̷ilvʌ @d_silvv]

Can’t trust ppl that wasn’t bumpin on soundcloud back in the day

[(ęł)s̷ilvʌ @d_silvv]

it be the biggest BOTS that do nothin but yap