Dosho Kassim

MD,Digo magnifico,enjoying my life one step at a time,in a very toxic relationship with @manutd GGMU🔴LUHG🔰@DaktariFC,polygamy protagonist

[Mkosti @BabaNyamz]

Why Pwani University hasn’t issued an honorary doctorate to this fine gentleman is a wonder

[Dosho Kassim @D_simsim8]

@giftrandu Successful teams are built around local young talents who will grow up with the mindset of being ready to die for the badge😊😊😊

[Dosho Kassim @D_simsim8]

@mwendefrey You seem like a superstar from your highlights but since juga ni grao,you need to come for trials😌😌

[Dosho Kassim @D_simsim8]

@roywahome9 According to my playing stye I prefer technical players which most of the time are neither tall nor huge bodied

[Steve Ruigu Njuguna @Joashnjuguna]

Foreign born player amechezea England ama Sweden at junior level lakini akifika 30 na hajapata call up kwa senior team ndio anakumbuka ako eligible for Harambee Stars 😄

[_Cabron_ @MogoiRon]

Early kickoff

[26 @Eryr_]

Idk, should the star be used to wrap meat?

[Jayden™ @SirGlavan_]

No matter what crisis the club is going through usiwai sign academy players, utajipata umebreak FFP rules kama Man City na unaFace charges upto 30yrs.

[Dosho Kassim @D_simsim8]

Sijawahi elewa Serie A,by the time Player ameretire hukuanga amechezea team zote za hio league

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

Always get players than can track back and help the team. It’s no longer the era Luxury players.

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

As a club owner, always have a super sub like Jhon Duran and Chicharito on your team. Players that are happy to sit on the bench and ready to help your club win games when the main players are underperforming.

[Dosho Kassim @D_simsim8]

@chege_manu Ni kama nusu ya hio statistics ni wewe umechangia😂

[Neptune ☄️ @Blaxxietyne]

One time I was dealing with a player who wanted high wages when the club was under ffp restrictions. Player got offers from other clubs and decided to open contract negotiations. Had to let her go. No player is bigger than the club

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

This is NUTS

They do such a brilliant job not to be paid for 7 months. What is wrong with this government

[sinneD @_Kiogora_]

You know what used to fura and burst back in the day, Biggy G

[Momanyi @nursemomanyi]

In my thinking, the dp Rigathi Gachagua yesterday decided to control what will be discussed today in parliament until his time of defence. When his defence time comes, he will pull the real cards!
It's just my thinking.
#Rigathi

[Dosho Kassim @D_simsim8]

Me to me:hii topic haiwezi letwa exam
Me in that exam:

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

I'm not pro Gachagua, but I'm severely anti-Ruto and this burning sesh is very lovely to see.😂😂

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

Rigathi Gachagua: I wish to confess.
RUTO: You wish to confess?
Gachagua: Yes, president. I'm guilty. Is that what you want to hear?
RUTO: You admit to being corrupt, and tribalistic?
GACHAGUA: No, of that I'm innocent. I am guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I am guilty of being a Kikuyu.
RUTO: You are not on trial for being a Kikuyu.
GACHAGUA: Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire life.
RUTO: Have you nothing to say in your defense?
GACHAGUA: I know I'll get no justice here. So, I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat.

[Dosho Kassim @D_simsim8]

@FilovanK Umesema kama joke na inaweza kua ukweli 😂😂😂