David Sowerbutts

I Like Strangles

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@bromley001 What do you mean, ‘the character’??

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@Mr_Jelly @ReeceShearsmith Is there an address written on the back of that tweet?

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@KennyMacKenzie Fank yew.

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@SP1nightonly If you did I wouldn’t be dead

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@cindy64629881 She always brings me cocoa
She always brings me tea
She always holds my willy
If I need to do a wee...

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Back-stabbing bitch... 😩 #InsideNo9 #BadMurder

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@NetflixUK But I think we better leave now. The man's body is starting to smell real bad! #FliesEverywhere

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There's this show called #Psychoville that's on the @NetflixUK in the interwebs. I watched it all while mum scratched the eczema off my back

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🎵Everything I do... I do it for Rose...🎵

*even if it means that I did a bad murder* https://t.co/3qPuIHc8R6

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@D_Sowerbutts We did this for you, David.

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My newsagent stopped stocking Dogs Monthly so I buy @RealCrimeMag
It's full of killings! My Rose is on the cover! 😍

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You know you're typing in something you shouldn't, when Google stops giving you suggestions.

#DeleteInternetHistory

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Facts about David:

#12 My winkle is the same size as an Argos pen.

#13 I'm banned from Argos in Wood Green.

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Whoever said that babies bounce, was lying...

And I'm in soooo much trouble right now!

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Rose, Rose, Rose your boat gently down the stream... Rose.

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My Rosey, Rosey, Rose, Rose..

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My sweet beautiful wonderful Rose..

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Oh, Rose. My sweet English Rose... ❤��🌹

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@SP1nightonly Who's ur favourite serial killer? Mine is Ed Gein (aka Texas Chainsaws). He had a belt made of nipples & mask made of vaginas.

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@SP1nightonly You're a handsome fellow. Do you like killings? What's your favourite? Mine is strangles!

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@psychogran Am I a fan of what?
Strangles?? Yes. Yes I am!