Mr Jelly

I'll Keep Your Little Bastards Quiet!

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@ReeceShearsmith Clowns! 🤡

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@ReeceShearsmith I ‘spose you’ll be sending shit fer brains @D_Sowerbutts round to that first one, then..!!?

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@Jesssica5 What??

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

Anyone selling any bricks..? It’s for a.... rabbit. #InsideNo9

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@ReeceShearsmith No tricks... no treats. Now piss off!!

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@lrowley07 @LeagueOfGentlem Fucking cheese!!

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@ledsam_emma @LeagueOfGentlem Do you pay petrol money..!?

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@imLobi I do! What's time do you want me round and how many little shits are there?
Also, do you do petrol money?

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

About fucking time someone recognised my genius!
Too late for the New Year's honours list now though, isn't it!! https://t.co/haoW9lqjqr

[Andy C @PhreniX]

My #PhD chapter on #horror clowns has taken an interesting turn.. now features @ReeceShearsmith's lovable children's entertainer, @Mr_Jelly.

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@PhreniX @ReeceShearsmith About fucking time someone recognised my genius!
Too late for the New Year's honours list now though, isn't it!!

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@KennyMacKenzie @GMB one group of bastards once hid me bag of hands... The most uncomfortable evening with Adult Freeview, that night!

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@KennyMacKenzie @GMB ..or when little Matilda kicks me in the balls with her wide bastard foot and her mummy doesn't even give petrol money!

[Kenneth I MacKenzie @KennyMacKenzie]

come on man, sober up and tell the country what a real clown thinks about all this malarkey!!! @Mr_Jelly @GMB

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

@KennyMacKenzie @GMB Think your little shits are scared of clowns!? Ask me how I feel when little Tim yaks on my shoes & I can't punch him!!

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

Who's that handsome bastard in the picture!? https://t.co/H60bfpFQ2L

[Andy C @PhreniX]

19 days: "No tricks.. no treats!"

Today's #Halloween #SketchADay salutes @ReeceShearsmith and his own annual #HalloweenCountdown.

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

Being in a room full of little bastards that want entertaining is like a horror film..
Village of the fucking damned!

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

There's always some bastard saying they saw one of those killer clowns and it was "like something out of a horror film"....

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

I was... err... busy.... drinking. https://t.co/XnMhDXV0co

[Kenneth I MacKenzie @KennyMacKenzie]

lovely to see you back! @Mr_Jelly

[Mr Jelly @Mr_Jelly]

What have clowns ever done to you, ya bastards! Killer, or otherwise..

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@KennyMacKenzie I'll check me Filofax.
Will there be drink? And do you pay petrol money!?