David Stanczyk

Unprofessional Professional. Not a real Biologist. Art by @zandraartt

[David Stanczyk @d_stanczyk]

What a fucking cocksucker

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇨🇻😢 Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha: "I cried after the game because I grew up with my grandparents when I was a kid, and they could not be there. They passed away a few years ago. My mum could not be here either for a VISA issue, and the money we had to pay for it. We did not manage to do this in time." (@TheAthleticFC)

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

“El súper bowl y el basket es mejor que el futbol”

Un putisimo Iran-Nueva Zelanda:

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Todos: hoy vamos a ver una goleada de España, mínimo 3 goles.

El putísimo portero de Cabo Verde:

[Islam Bouafif 🇹🇳🇵🇸 @BouafifNour]

I know this might sound harsh, but that was genuinely one of the biggest managerial disasterclasses I've ever seen.

This man called up 4 wingers and 3 strikers, only to bench all of them and start the opening World Cup game with a 5-3-2 that he hadn't used even once during the friendlies. He benched all of his forwards and lined up with 5 defenders and 5 midfielders against Sweden.

It gets worse. He played a defensive full-back who is basically a hybrid CB profile like Kounde for example and he played him as a wing-back, used our backup left-back, who arguably didn't even deserve a call-up, as a left centre-back, and after going 2-0 down by halftime, he didn't make a single substitution until the 72nd minute.

And when the changes finally came, they somehow made even less sense.

He brought on a central midfielder to play wing-back, and a left winger to play on the right, and then took off both of his defensive midfielders for an attacking midfielder and a striker. We literally finished the game with a double pivot made up of two number 10s.

I'm serious when I say this is the kind of squad management you wouldn't even see in FIFA Career Mode.

We've faced teams like England, Belgium, France, and Spain at World Cups before. We've always been underdogs. Yet somehow, our biggest defeat in World Cup history came against Sweden.

That alone should tell you everything you need to know about how badly this game was handled.

I know most of you probably don't care about Tunisia's tactical disasters, but I just needed to get this off my chest.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇯🇵 FUNNIEST THING: Japanese fans ran onto the famous Shibuya Crossing in Tokyo for 40 seconds to celebrate the 2:2 tie against the Netherlands.

They ran onto the crossing only for 40 seconds while it was green! The Japanese DID NOT BREAK TRAFFIC RULES!

After the light turned red, everyone went back and stopped the celebration.

They did not even break the traffic rules for this moment. lol

[rose @NukeBushwick]

His country played today but he's at the USA game.

Anything for pussy.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

CP in LA.

[jwriddle @jwriddle_]

Next level commentating

[Kilua 🦝👁️ @KingSl4y3r_]

La fifa te mete 30 reglas nuevas para que los jugadores no hagan tiempo pero te para el partido a los 25 minutos para meter publicidad dejate de joder

[Farzam @farzam_plays]

Ex-Forza Horizon devs are making an open world racing game called Clutch that feels like Need for Speed and Forza collided into one game

- 150 customizable cars
- Installable car gadgets
- Crime and Police chases
- Open world in South of France
- Near 1:1 recreation of Monaco
- Singleplayer/COOP Story Campaign
- PvPvE multiplayer mode
- 16 player online sessions
- Jane Parry
- Walkable car meets and showrooms

I got a hands off demo at SGF and it was one of the 3 games that impressed me most out of the 20 or so games that I saw during that weekend.

[David Stanczyk @d_stanczyk]

I can’t believe it, ads during the middle of the half, Games gone.

[OutKick @Outkick]

Coors Light is rolling out a 'Tallerboy' for the World Cup that holds THREE beers in it

On sale tomorrow on Coors website

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[David Stanczyk @d_stanczyk]

I now have choice paralysis of what jersey to wear.

[thedealsguy @thedealsguy_]

FREE CHIPOTLE BOGO W/ SOCCER JERSEY ⚽🌯

On June 11 after 3 PM local time, wear a soccer jersey to Chipotle and get a FREE entrée when you buy an entrée of equal or greater value. Drop a like. Be ready!

Valid in the U.S., Canada & U.K.

[David Stanczyk @d_stanczyk]

@jasiak23 Going yesterday did piss me off though, with how great the atmosphere was, knowing I would have gone every weekend during the WC 🫩

[David Stanczyk @d_stanczyk]

@jasiak23 It was actually Rahm, but go off.

[Guild Wars 2 @GuildWars2]

It's official. #GW3 is a thing - we are developing Guild Wars 3! https://t.co/RhaHJswRGz

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 2 day anniversary to all those celebrating