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hey it’s me, just a regular guy, doin regular things👀

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Why I thought usher brought out north west when H.E.R. came out 😭

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Omg please take this down!!! This is my sweet angelic grandma’s private tape with my her now estranged ex-husband😪 please pray for my family and I during this time🙏

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

This week between Christmas and New Years always feels like an alternate reality, idk how to explain it lmao… I simply don’t know what to do w/ myself🙃

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Spill!!

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Only 3 names will remain sealed out of the 150 names of associates connected to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell set to be released in the new year.

13 people fought to keep their names sealed however were unsuccessful.

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Me: *drinks whole bottle of Hennessy at 15*

Also me to my parents:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Miranda Cosgrove says she has never been drunk or smoked in her entire life:

“I've never even been buzzed. I've sipped things before, but like two sips.”

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Me when he tells me to stop talking to my family and friends about our relationship problems:

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

They way I got fired from 2 of my jobs because of this 🫢😭🫣

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Me hyping myself up after I just cried to my friends about feeling really ugly today:

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Bitches really be ignoring their true feelings for somebody because their astrology signs don’t match🫢 girl give it a rest omg😭

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Attention to all men‼️ Your girlfriend or mother does not want no damn perfume or bath gift set from Ross or Tj Maxx🫶
#christmas

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

If I get into a relationship, I expect them to turn all their social medias into fan pages of me🫶 I’m being so serious😚

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Usher is gay????🫢😭

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

@Dexerto Wow these white people have no decorum

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Don’t ever argue with a man that has a dump truck🍑 you will lose🫶

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

@DailyLoud Listen, white lady should’ve tipped, but homegirl shouldn’t be playing w/ that snow possums food either, point, blank, period😭

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Bitch speed it tf up.. omg😭 sis talking at the speed of a damn turtle…

[Ted Richardson Wife @BiaTakes3]

The Cheesecake Factory girl speaks out

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

If I speak….

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

@PopBase Aw that’s so kind of her🫶 someone lock her ass up then!!!

[dtoneee @d_toneee]

Yes this is bad and they needa take they lil asses to schools, however let’s not act like the older generations wasn’t literally smoking packs of cigarettes and getting pregnant all at the age of 13

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What’s crazy is that niggas actually kiss just like this😭