D9⚽️🪖

YOU SEE THIS LIFE TING YH🫡🪖

[Amara ♡ @heyamaraa]

My actual sex life needs to match my sex drive. 😭

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

Sextember 🤤
Septembag 🤑

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

@cas_Reloaded Hard

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

@Mias_delice Duly noted

[Cas 2.0🤭💕 @cas_Reloaded]

i’m not enjoying my 20s sexually, financially and socially.

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

@notyur_regulah Don’t try that breast reduction thing you where talking about

[cris @cristi_kreme]

horny with no reliable roster….a fate i wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy….

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

@Fimiye Abeg drop the continuation
“You will let me sleep with you?”
We gats know wetin she answer

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

@Praiseobinna3 Say when

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

@vinicius_snrr Ensure you put a disclaimer 15kg each make you no go dey whine people

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

Lol
Mofos are lining up to whoop you 😂😂😂😂

[IZizuo... @dezizuoo]

When they know the popular guy is coming to the party 😂

[V. @earthto_v]

e no hard to sabi who never smoke before

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

NFF go die this funds just now

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

NFF signs $8.5m-a-year Adidas deal, including $4.5m cash and $4m in kits for Nigeria’s national teams

[ref @xfilestt]

someone being attracted to me is regular. someone seeing & understanding me is rare

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

Coming back to see this
She’ll be pregnant every week 🤷🏽

[ILDGAF @ILD_GAF]

🤭🤭

[PVO @pvobranden]

My problem is I get around people and start making them believe in themselves. They get around me and try to dim my light.

[D9⚽️🪖 @d_umelo]

Opionku nelu uwa ni le 😂😂

[Ms. Jackson @sidneydean]

Came to Marbella for a tan 👙🥰

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

struggling financially really takes away your spark btw

[swagbag @mavoswago]

I WILL NOT LEAVE HERE THE SAME WAY I CAME

[🧋 @borrrielo]

I'm retiring the word "single".
going forward call me "unclaimed treasure".