Dat Dude

NYC Blatino --- Fuck wit me

[IG:SinfulSoda @sinfulsoda]

"I've got plans" ... Gettin niggas out of situations they don't want to be in since 1772.

[IG:SinfulSoda @sinfulsoda]

I've been emotionally unavailable since 1992.

[Dat Dude @d_worddd]

@laurenlayne818 😍😍😍😍

[Dat Dude @d_worddd]

Yoooooo!!!! 😂😂 “@WTvBT: White Twitter vs. Black Twitter http://t.co/pr9RJp94g8”

[Dat Dude @d_worddd]

Regina George is a life ruiner... She ruins peoples lives.

[Dat Dude @d_worddd]

If you have 38k followers and your tweets get no retweets or favorites... Please don't flex. We're all hip #noflexzone

[CANCERous Princess 🏳️‍🌈 @Cheyannaxo_]

Its gets harder before it gets easy.

[IG:SinfulSoda @sinfulsoda]

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

[IG:SinfulSoda @sinfulsoda]

Single in the womb
Single till the tomb.

[IG:SinfulSoda @sinfulsoda]

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks.

[IG:SinfulSoda @sinfulsoda]

The ancient art of hit it and quit it

[IG:SinfulSoda @sinfulsoda]

I can't hang out with the same person too many times. I only own 9 shirts.

[IG:SinfulSoda @sinfulsoda]

store: help wanted
me: *applies for job*
store: no not you

[KevinDohh @DohhKevin]

"Oh so you've got some bitch on the side?!"

"Actually I have a wife. You're the bitch on the side......... Good guess tho."

[Paul Kleiv @PKleiv]

"It'll all make sense soon enough" he told his wife as he tied her up and blindfolded her so he could go buy the anniversary gift he forgot.

[IG:SinfulSoda @sinfulsoda]

On a scale of 1 to Facebook poke, how terrible and annoying are you at flirting?

[Paul Kleiv @PKleiv]

Statistics show that 95% of people will believe nearly anything they read if it's preceded by "Statistics show".