claudius

gertrude 💍 king, husband, father?

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@princehamlet98 @laertesthegoat7 NO! WHAT WILL EVERYONE DO WITHOUT ME!! you are a CRUEL CRUEL man hamlet. i wish you nothing but the WORST. to be slained or to slain. i really tried with you hamlet.. i now shall perish. and have my eternal vacation with my brother.

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 @princehamlet98 NOOO MY BROTHER. WHAT SHALL WE DO WITHOUT YOU!

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@princehamlet98 @laertesthegoat7 you wish! you little scrawny man! the bleach went into your brain.

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 @princehamlet98 WTF?!

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 @princehamlet98 YES YOU WILL!! EATTT BROTHER EAT!

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@princehamlet98 @laertesthegoat7 this is NOT going according to plan.

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@LaQueenGertrude @laertesthegoat7 @princehamlet98 NOOOO GERTRUDE DON'T!!!!! IT IS POISON

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@princehamlet98 @laertesthegoat7 But it is so good so you should drink it!!!!🙃🙃#GOHamlet

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 yes of course!! i’ll prepare the finest china🫶

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 @princehamlet98 don’t be afraid..

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@princehamlet98 the one thing ima do is be on my knees for my two g’s GOD and gertrude duhh

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

time for me to be woke (insert prayer) lol jk.. time for me to be real for real🙏. My words fly up toward heaven, but my thoughts stay down here on earth. Words without thoughts behind them will never make it to heaven. Thank you.

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 i shall join you brother! nothing better then a vacation, relaxation.

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 @princehamlet98 TURN UP AT DA CASTLE 1800 SHARP

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 i’m thinking dual + poison, what ya thinkin man?

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 @princehamlet98 let’s calm down now…

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 ima be so straight up with you right now.. Hamlet killed him.

[claudius @da1kingclaudius]

@laertesthegoat7 @LaQueenGertrude chill.