Alan Thomas✨

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

A #TrumpRally is like a men’s room at a stadium. Smell of beer puke, used Depends, and it’s where all the dicks hang out.

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

The Shart Tank. Disgusting.

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@BloopAndABlast @MattGajtka lol. The Shart Tank.

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@BloopAndABlast @JaredLankes I’d argue that Bart doesn’t catch well enough to be a backup catcher.

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@blackkeysrgood While KG is banged up, who is going to play SS? I agree I’m just asking the obvious question

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

Exceptionally written article. Give it a read!

[Travis Sawchik @Travis_Sawchik]

Competitive balance is expected to be a major focus of CBA talks — the issue, a central one, is often debated. The state of competitive balance in the game and why it matters 🧵:
https://t.co/U1LgvIdraZ

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@PGHClothingCo Zoom in on the fans faces. Epic frame.

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@Wins_Williams An act which was punished, but according to your reasoning, would have been acceptable if Green Bay’s coach was staring at Minnesota players for too long.

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@Wins_Williams Justifying someone’s very obvious and visible crappy behavior by pointing towards the other team’s questionable underhanded and sneaky behavior is some serious mental gymnastics. 🤸🥇

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@SteelCityBucs30 I think if this is okay, he should need to bat. Just another step in the degradation of our society.

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@PiratesFaithful Rowdy Ozuna? Marcel Tellez? Any of the current members of the Shart Tank?

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@joeybagovdonuts My hair

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@Mikey5Aces Who should he have used tonight?

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@ThePoniExpress What did they fn do?

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

Maybe Ozuna can pitch some relief innings?

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

Bullpen Bullshit

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

I hate the ABS system. Hate it. It doesn’t help get correct calls. It pretends it will help, like politicians talking to the middle class.

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@InjuryTerritory @scottbraun Meh. Elbow injuries became a big issue long before a pitch clock. Tacky substances were cheating. Travel ball and overuse during growing years is the culprit and we all know it.

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@Mikey5Aces 😂

[Alan Thomas✨ @daHaze1]

@SNPittsburgh Yesterday sure looked like #2 in the Lou.