B. Harper

Adapt To Crap. Ignis aurum probat. 👄🔥🐍💀

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She's gorgeous!

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@KaiserNeko @TheDamnBeast Damn.

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Just between you and me, Maximilien Robespierre was sort of a massive cunt.

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#ThingsIDoBetterThanYou Making an ass of myself.

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@HeyJacquiGhost Dang.

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@DC_Douglas I am not even gonna try. Nope. My chariot will not see THIS Hippodrome.

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@ABunchofComics

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My favorite part of a bath bomb is all the effervescent shrapnel.

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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@AlexBledsoe That dolly is gorgeous. <3

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Less than a month before the remake of "Resident Evil 2" is unleashed.
Me have a big excite.

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If "You're not like other girls/guys" is your idea of a compliment, I'd hate to see what you consider an insult.

Seriously, I detest that phrase.
Define what "other people" are like in your wizened experience of large and varied interpersonal relations.

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@TWeirdling Honest misconstrument!

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@Nyxfears Mr. Wardrobe (I'm assuming his parents hated him which explains a lot about his mind set in this comment I suppose) believes there is something innately WRONG with living as a woman for some weird reason.

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Yo; anybody fancy making a film about Khutulun, the Mongol warrior Princess?

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Them: Beatrix, what do you think about (insert any given topic of intense discussion)
Me: *Delivers impromptu uncalled for thesis*

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@RorBoyToday @DC_Douglas @SerRyanGallant

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Again?

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

New Line Will Eventually Get Around to Remaking ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ https://t.co/at3Thzoppy

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#ThingsImNotApologizingFor My smashing body which belongs to nobody but myself.