James Callister

dad, cop, ex infantry soldier

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole So basically you are an out of shape mess and didn't want to be the ugly daughter-in-law, got it

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole The inclusion of the ominous "etc" tells me you probably shouldn't be allowed around kids

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole What sort of weakling has to be cajoled begrudgingly by his missus into sweeping his house for burglars.

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole This could have been written by literally anyone with line manager responsibilities within the Civil Service

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole Am I the only human being left on earth that buys their bread pre-sliced?

[James Callister @da_calster]

@Mr_Husky1 0% is my standard so don't worry mate

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole if they had a grasp of science/medicine they wouldn't be chopping hair for a living

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole This could be any number of my colleagues

[James Callister @da_calster]

@DayZ @grok While you were jumping onto a meme trend I was on a roof fighting a f**king bear

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole Partner - "how was your day babes"
Fesser - "fucking mint, a middle aged jet lagged bloke tried 3 separate ports"

[James Callister @da_calster]

@Parisianaes1 Revolting

[James Callister @da_calster]

@AntiWokeMemes Why is it always the ugly ones.....

[James Callister @da_calster]

@AfricanHub_ And in typical despotic african governance they will demand 2 bags of cement

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole I can imagine what you look, sound and smell like. Dossy creature!

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole Folded like a deck chair, do you happen to be an office-type responsible for government contract negotiation

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole I feel even if the money had gone to the homeless it would have eventually still filtered through to a dealer

[James Callister @da_calster]

@BigHairyJack @fesshole A defib doesn't restart a stopped heartbeat, it merely shocks it into restarting a regular rhythm, an irregular rhythm (or fibrillation) can only be achieved by good ole fashioned chest compressions.

[James Callister @da_calster]

@ConcertCruizer @dko9999 @BillyPacMan Considering he still calls out Billy's bullshit I'd say you are grossly incorrect there

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole Was this "999" hosted by Micheal Burke during the 90's because that show and it's theme tune traumatised me as a small child.

[James Callister @da_calster]

@fesshole Another fib backfired there didn't it Sir Keir