Black Al Bundy

1 man army #SMB #Guicy #Greedy #ElegantYoungRoughNeck🤵🏿

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

When my soul got caught to be a slave. All I kept thinking was, I should’ve ran

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

Messi the 🐐

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

@TMN3218 It is what it ain’t or it ain’t what it is!

[KYLESISTER @AriTheDon]

🩷

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

FAWKKK!!

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Jalen Brunson in Game 5:

45 PTS
2 STL
4-7 3P

Champion.

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

That was sad asl

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

This was an entertaining story in tweet form lol

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

I’m intrigued

[Doom’s Servant @DoomsServant]

Brian Tyree Henry will be playing Harvey Dent in THE BATMAN PART II.

Via (@TheInSneider)

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

@MsGrenaway_ You look so fucking good! You bet not let off

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

That’s a full days worth of work

[krish is not a boy 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @krishisstressed]

Dawg a guy walked from metlife to new york to prove those tiktokers wrong😭😭

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

I fell on the floor laughing at that shit. Joc cool asl

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

T.I. couldn't stop laughing at Young Joc after he said he felt disrespected by 42 Dugg's "before I go broke like Joc" line:

"but it's a lot of tough niggas who are broke."

[TheCompany™️©️ @The_Real_Yay]

They wild for that his skit! 🤣😭🔪💀

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

She gotta be FAWKEDDDDD UPPPPP! Lol

[Summer @xsummerchildx]

Mariska looking like she faced off against Wemby by herself 😭

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

🥺 can y’all break the Madden Curse for me? Or do I have to hypnotize Caleb Williams by myself.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

All Knicks fans meet me in front of MSG at 1:30 PM and bring your sage. We gotta clean this bih out before Wednesday.

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

25 points from 3rd to the end of the 4th is ridiculous! 😭

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A HISTORIC COMEBACK. NEW YORK IS ONE WIN AWAY

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

Nah fr tho

[. @southernsiren__]

love being quick witted and quick widdit

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

@TMN3218 They need Pop

[Black Al Bundy @da_gate21]

@TMN3218 New York couldn’t handle that.

[T @TMN3218]

Lmao ayo. Wildest game ever.