smels🖤🔪

whatever you see on here no you didn’t

[smels🖤🔪 @da_gonit]

when I get shivers down my spine my ass jiggles with it we are not the same

[danny @d4nnytye]

when i sent a guy a feet pic once and he replied ‘you’ve sprained your ankle before and you didn’t let it heal properly’

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[sushí @sushibythebeach]

When life gets boring so u get romantically obsessed with someone and it ruins your life for a few months

[EdlainesGrandson @fntcreedo]

Nobody clean they room faster den a nigga who think he finna get pussy

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

Being schizophrenic but the only voices you hear are migos adlibs

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

I hear fireworks.

Erika Kirk must be nearby mourning.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Apparently the hot dog I just ate was a penis

[ariel🫍 @pathologictwo]

best part of any sport is when the goalie makes a really good save and everyone starts treating them like this

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“i can’t tell if it’s gunshots or fireworks”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

love at first sight? i don't think so. chemistry at first banter? yes.

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

accidentally called a 12 year old who was in my way walking home a faggot

[Flow Hardy @flowhardy_]

don’t forget to sexualize me so I know you still like me

[ً @cryst6ls]

it probably feels good as fuck to be bald on a windy day

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

white people love saying “i just need to burn once” instead of wearing sunscreen

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[⭐️ @toosexymarilyn]

the shopping cart of a girl that’s gonna be #okay ❤️

[Neet @neet_sol]

ppl with 9-5s are like "my job allows me to travel" and they'll be in Columbus, Ohio